Jon

[Drew Gourley @Asap_Gourley]

When you've eaten 40 pieces of sushi a piece

[Jon @cantle_jon]

@AlaskaAir #MostWestCoast + ✈️

[Jon @cantle_jon]

@sohammistry97 Could be that he temporarily unbanned it for personal reasons for friends and family to bring trophies over, something to consider

[David Snyder @supersweeper12]

This could be your future #NetNeutrality

[emanuel @poppychampu]

When the Obama's limo is trying to leave the White House

[Jon @cantle_jon]

@morgangilmoreee @FemaleTexts hahah no but close

[Washington Athletics @UWAthletics]

.@CoachPeteUW is always lookin' sharp. #PurpleReign

[Jon @cantle_jon]

Those 2 maps are clearly different.. https://t.co/eP66t1nrfQ

[ESPN College Football @ESPNCFB]

UPDATED College Football Playoff Top 4:

1. Alabama
2. Clemson
3. Michigan
4. Washington

[The Wrecks @WeAreTheWrecks]

5 guys.
No label.
No booking agent.
No problem.

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

PICTURED: Donald Trump copying his wife’s ballot and accidentally voting for Hillary Clinton

[The Onion @TheOnion]

56% 17% 83%: Why These Out-Of-Context Numbers Just Gave You An Anxiety Attack https://t.co/JpS1F9p4JI

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

life comes at you fast

[Kalvin @KalvinMacleod]

In a year filled with lies and deceit, let's hope this at least is true

[College GameDay @CollegeGameDay]

Get ready @UW. We're coming to your city.

[♛ 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐤. SDC & JAH forever🦅 @CookTheGreat]

Nah... the cat got me over here in tears😭😭😭😂 #mannequinchallenge https://t.co/pATvpMitNs

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

[first day as shoe salesman]
Customer: I'd like to buy some shoes
Me: fuck you, you're already wearing shoes