Can’t Middleton

Adventurer, Explorer & Positive thinker and other buzz words chicks dig | kick sand & shit | mostly parody | Author of Success In Spite of Self

[Can’t Middleton @cantmiddleton]

** HEREFORD SPECIAL **

one of these pieces of beef has spent time in Hereford, the other just pretends it has

#SASWhoDaresWins

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it’s been quiet round here...

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@ShaunGoater_1 they’re flying around now…

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her passions are aligned…

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it’s great when someone likes an old tweet and you get to read the comments again, like this gold…

👇

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this will resonate with many

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#GSTQ 🇬🇧

[Irish Ranger (Sevvy) @VeteranIrish]

Fantastic w/end in Salisbury, with a truly beautiful friend. A guided tour of the city (pubs) and a visit to the breathtaking cathedral. It’s sheer size is jaw dropping! Was lovely to see @helenworth3 on the next table at breakfast. Picked up a bargain 😉@cantmiddleton ☘️FAB🇬🇧

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“he’s not a real soldier, Johnny”

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#RAFRegiment #FirstToPassOut

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@CrimeGirI monkey-see monkey-do; no less than marketing genius…really.

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RAF Regt, Special Ops OP Phase

#RAFRegiment #GloryHole

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@Dr_Fi_Williams or an air rifle, but you can sleep easy now

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…respect.

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@The_PermaBull @pallystine @antmiddleton @sasaustralia @7plus @Minnow_Films pfft…let a guy carry your bags once or twice and all of a sudden it’s “his format” and “his show”…

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@Sven_Swanson no, was on tiktok so it’s true…

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slick

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@Bincenzo01 oh it’s slick, and fucking stupid ~ don’t believe they’re mutually exclusive

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@Bincenzo01 or…?

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an athlete athleting…

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@sjp32wiz7 @CallMeTheDoc @thinkdefence @CorunnaSmudge may they rest in peace 🙏

if you’re offended I don’t care, you read my content…are you being forced to?

check your sensibilities and understand they are your own, like an opinion, and you being offended doesn’t constitute any offence by me it means we see things differently.

[Can’t Middleton @cantmiddleton]

Dicktective Sergeant Featherlightly

#MilitaryPolice #TrampStamp