cant relate

[mxm @lwaaziiii]

Complaining that a phone appears out of nowhere in a game where you can pull a fucking bazooka out of your pocket is hilarious😂

[justasistertryingtotweet @Igottafigh64510]

These are heelarious 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[Mid Thirties Manhattan Guy @Mid30sManhattan]

It now makes so much more sense when girls say they have professional athletes in their DMs

[Matt "Matt" Watson @matthwatson]

Bro @Target replaced the classic red Target balls with the new red Target cocks. Not a fan.

[. @PullUpPanda]

Nobody topping the doctor nigga ! HE HAD PATIENTS 😭

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

If you’re a woman looking for a mom to rally around and celebrate, may I suggest this one instead of Lindsay Clancy

[JaMari @countgwala]

41 tracks + israeli bars im not even gon waste my time man

[Tochukwu♞ @devtochukwu]

+1

[cant relate @cantrelatee_]

@MakkroLoL This was not a good play yall gotta stop the glaze 😭

[kd 💌 @fromkdwithluv]

they need to hire someone else this guy does not fuck

[b w 🏛 @monsieurmoscato]

This explains why so many of y’all on the West Coast are weird, you can’t help it 😭

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Peter Cullen, the voice behind Optimus Prime in the ‘Transformers’ franchise, has passed away at 85.

[Guy Named Kai @KaiTheGuy123]

watermelon basketball and a ball next to bananas
this aint casual racism anymore ts ranked

[dragon harpoon🕺 @pissedpant]

Imagine you go to the hospital with explosive diarrhea from eating contaminated lettuce and you’re severely dehydrated then they hook you up to the fiberglass IV

[Sesame Chiccen @Loccdawggg]

😭

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

We are inching closer to corpo hit squads being a real thing.

[L9FRIENDLYSTYLE @L9FRIENDLYSTYLE]

The year is 2026.

Riot Games has cancelled their 5th project this decade.

Trick2g named his child Nasus.

[cant relate @cantrelatee_]

Why is anyone approaching a mf dual wielding knives in public 🫩

[ATL Uncensored @ATLUncensored]

⚠️ Viewer discretion advised. Stabbing near the Kroger on the Beltline today. Victim was stabbed in the neck and later died at the hospital. 🙏🏽

[peaksossial @levitruvien]

T’appelles la police prcq ton voisin est entrain de battre sa femme et ils te disent non on doit courir après mr beast

[Retired Anime MC @BHA_Edubb]

Crazy how the creator said none of these effects are even real. Just killed their own manga