canute

I found my moo

[. @carterdalast]

This is how white people tell history

[Ayanokoji @layeee09]

Gmail quand je me connecte sur un autre appareil

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

me trying to find a different show to watch after finishing one i really liked

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

just replied to 2 texts

[ruhan @ruhan_q]

how did my dad work for 4 decades man I've done 3 years and I want to kms

[𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_]

UNPOPULAR OPINION:
Introverts don’t hate socializing.
They hate pretending.

[ste @lanelifer]

amo falar “não” e em seguida fazer o que a pessoa pediu

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me on my day off not knowing whether I should sleep or make the most of life:

[Damilola Ashiedu | Pretty Cyber Girl 💻💡 @prettycyb3rgirl]

Me adding “penetration tester” to my resume after running nmap -sV 10.0.100.1

[oldstetic @oldstetic]

- No seu currículo você diz ser bem observador
- Sim.
- Prova!

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me at any social event observing instead of interacting with people

[𝐉 @zerom1le]

Phone addiction got so bad that I paused my film just to do some doomscrolling

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

I love saying “sounds good” at work and dont shit sound good

[Miles @C139999]

Hearing birds chirp outside and you haven’t slept

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

LaMelo passed up a wide open two on the break ...

to shoot a three 😭

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

[DRUSKI @druski]

How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

ive felt like this since january