Caolán Carson

I do science

[Caolán Carson @caolan_p_carson]

12 years ago a teacher told me I wasn’t smart enough to do A-level Chemistry. Today I finished my first day in my new job as a Senior Scientist in Clinical Chemistry...

[𝐶𝖔𝓌𝔟𝖔𝔂_𝐶𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖆𝖇𝖎𝖘 @Cowboy_Canna]

@IsraeliPM 🤭🙃🤭🙃🤭🙃🤭🙃🤭🙃🤭🙃🤭🙃🤭

[Caolán Carson @caolan_p_carson]

71 people arrested at peaceful protests supporting proscribed group ‘Palestine Action’.
Hundreds of people march, sing, chant and fly UDA/UVF flags and paraphernalia all over the North of Ireland, two proscribed groups, and not one single arrested.
Make it make sense.

[Bill Badbody @Bill_Badbody]

Oasis have finally broken their silence:

[Caolán Carson @caolan_p_carson]

It’s ok cause he’s a devoted Christian

[Caolán Carson @caolan_p_carson]

Stop your nonsense 🥹🥹🥹

[Greg Murphy 🤓 @TheGregMurphy]

This Christmas ad for a pub in Enniskillen is better than anything John Lewis has ever put out

[Caolán Carson @caolan_p_carson]

Honestly f**k Israel, and if you think that’s anti-Semitic then f**k you too.

[Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz]

I used to be pro-Palestinian. I thought Israel was wrong for carpet bombing Gaza and using siege warfare on civilians.

But then I ran into a very wise Israel apologist who changed my way of looking at things forever.

I was walking down the street and I saw him leaning against a lamp post, smoking a pipe as wise men do.

“Your shirt says Free Palestine,” he said from behind a plume of smoke.

“Yep!” I replied.

“So I guess that means you love Hamas then?” spake he.

I stopped in my tracks. I’d never thought of it that way before.

Could it be? Could my opposition to murdering civilians really be indicative of a deep affection for a Gazan militant group? Maybe I really did love Hamas and think everything it did on October 7 was great and wonderful?

“Is this really how I want to live my life?” I thought to myself.

“I — I — I…” I said out loud.

“Or perhaps,” he said with a raised eyebrow, “you just HATE JEWS??”

I fell to my knees.

Oh my God. He really had a point. What possible reason could anyone have for opposing military explosives being dropped on buildings full of children besides a seething lifelong hatred of adherents to the religion of Judaism? How could anyone possibly oppose siege warfare tactics which cut off civilians from food and water and electricity and fuel and medical supplies unless they harbored a dangerous hostility toward members of a small Abrahamic faith?

“Who… who are you?” I asked.

“That’s of no consequence,” he said, casually blowing a smoke ring through another larger smoke ring.

“But… but the children,” I stammered as my entire worldview crumbled before my eyes. “The civilians! They’re dying! Isn’t it bad that they’re dying?”

And then he went for the coup de grâce.

“Have you considered,” he said before a pregnant pause, “… that all of those deaths are the fault of Hamas?”

I fell flat on my back. The world was spinning. A trickle of blood ran down into my hair from my ear.

I felt all the anti-colonialism leaving my body. I suddenly could no longer remember why I thought it was bad to rain down military explosives on a densely populated concentration camp.

Everything went black.

When I finally came to, the mysterious stranger was gone. But his wisdom and profound insights into Israel and Gaza will always live on in my heart.

[hannie on my phone @hanonmyphone]

- Below is a video that can help you better understand how Israelis have treated Palestinians since the establishment of Israel.

[Caolán Carson @caolan_p_carson]

Petition for £2 back for having to listen to that commentary in the Rossa v Dunloy stream 🐟🍟 🥴

[Cushendall Golf Club @CushendallGolf]

Coming up this weekend @CushendallGolf with @LurigDramaCDall @caolan_p_c
Everyone welcome. Why not combine with a meal at Nineteen Thirty Eight restaurant.

[Cushendall Golf Club @CushendallGolf]

Keep the date! @CushendallGolf
Widow’s Paradise presented by @LurigDramaCDall on 5th, 6th & 7th May in Cushendall Golf Club.

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

I've never listened to Joe Rogan in my life but I think every episode is just this

[Caolán Carson @caolan_p_carson]

Imagine voting against people’s right to strike while your party is effectively currently ON STRIKE 😂😂😂 brass balls

[Belfast Telegraph @BelTel]

DUP MP Sammy Wilson voted ‘aye’ to legislation which will restrict the right to strike by imposing minimum service levels - the only NI MP to do so and one of only two non-Tory MPs.

https://t.co/8aocxKGCJu

[Caolán Carson @caolan_p_carson]

Hair

[Caolán Carson @caolan_p_carson]

@CahirDavid @baj1983 😂😂😂😂😂

[Euronews Next @euronewsnext]

More than 3 million letters are being sent out to members of the British public this autumn, inviting them to join the study. https://t.co/dI9G82ClBY

[Caolán Carson @caolan_p_carson]

@Apple @marioncars

[Caolán Carson @caolan_p_carson]

Out of everything the Tory government has done and is doing in the past 12 years…this is by far the WORST plan they have ever put forward.

[The Times and Sunday Times @thetimes]

Patients will be able to obtain antibiotics from pharmacies without seeing a doctor under new plans aimed at reducing the need for GP appointments https://t.co/U6SHVjlgrs

[Caolán Carson @caolan_p_carson]

A house. 4 bed, 3 bath, 2 reception rooms, large kitchen & a utility room. Thank you.

[𝕃𝔻𝕚𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕟𝕕𝕄 @KazziDailyy]

What’s the cheapest thing someone can buy for you that would make you happy?!!

[Caolán Carson @caolan_p_carson]

Disney need to make a film based off of that CLEAR love story between the two polar bears on frozen planet IMMEDIATELY #frozenplanet