Caolan coyle

*insert inspiring life quote I supposedly live by to make me seem more interesting

[Caolan coyle @caolancoyle]

How the fuck do you undo a retweet? Jesus, on Twitter one time in the past two years and I am now accidentally pro-choice.#backtoinstagram

[Caolan coyle @caolancoyle]

Compare your football match predictions with @UKBing for your chance to win an Xbox One S #BingFootyQuiz https://t.co/NL7gbiVULe

[Ruair&afada @RJ_Coleman]

I'm gonna go out and get smashed, while being a decent human being to the bar staff.. I recommend everyone to do the same

[Caolan coyle @caolancoyle]

@RJ_Coleman this is my favourite tweet ever

[Caolan coyle @caolancoyle]

Anyone on a business contract with o2 wanna do me a huge favour?

[Caolan coyle @caolancoyle]

Girls should not call not pretty girls pretty because it makes not pretty girls think they are pretty, circle of life

[Caolan coyle @caolancoyle]

Caolan6768 I dont snapchat much but would enjoy being added so I can watch you do things to pass my own time. Cheers.

[Caolan coyle @caolancoyle]

Anyone living in Belfast have M&M as a landlord? Did slim shady change his mobile number?

[Caolan coyle @caolancoyle]

Sitting at KFC watching people go through mcdonalds drive through and asking myself... why...

[Caolan coyle @caolancoyle]

'Day thirty in the big brother house, everyone is still sleeping after the carbon monoxide leak'-now that id watch..

[Caolan coyle @caolancoyle]

Not enough happening in facebook,back to twitter for updates of peoples food and mundane posts about stuff #cold #tired #dying #entertain me

[Caolan coyle @caolancoyle]

@TyroneGAALive @teamtalkmagLIVE need a start as a strength and conditioning coach-fully qualified in need of a team,any chance of a retweet?

[Caolan coyle @caolancoyle]

Line up the 'set up' theories behind the Scottish independence vote, in reality you blew it you haggis eating kilt wearing bundle of fucks

[Caolan coyle @caolancoyle]

I get horrors even thinking about freshers.. that's it.. iv grown old

[Caolan coyle @caolancoyle]

Dont think anyone deserves to lose a mother, but if anyone deserved to die it was #JoanRivers pity it Wasn't more painful..

[Caolan coyle @caolancoyle]

After my first hectic night on the other side of the bar I'v decided to go pro..

[Caolan coyle @caolancoyle]

Everyone complaining about meow chat requests, I'm raging iv only got one..

[Caolan coyle @caolancoyle]

Why do we not have strawberry cheesecake Ben&jerrys back home? Or cookie cornetos? Other than that Greece is decent..

[Caolan coyle @caolancoyle]

My ma has bought the dog a coat.. Its happened.. she has finally lost it

[Caolan coyle @caolancoyle]

@NiamhDonnelly_x 23 is a quarter of 92, you are a lot worse off..