David Coleman

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

Americans: I use miles and pounds

Europeans: I use kilometres and kilograms

Canadians: [snorting a line of assorted measuring systems] I'm 5'3, I weigh 150lbs, horses weigh 1000kgs, my house is an hour away and I drive 80 km/h to get there, I need a cup of flour and 1L of milk

[David Coleman @cap10dc]

@habby44 @mikekimmitt I saw you do that at GreyWolf once. It ended up in someone’s hot tub of course, but still…

[Chris Hadfield @Cmdr_Hadfield]

A good landing is one you can walk away from; not quite as good if you have to run...
@SpaceX

[OCEARCH @OCEARCH]

3,541 lb #greatwhiteshark “Nukumi” is an ancient mature female #whiteshark or “Queen of the Ocean” that will share years worth of knowledge with the collaborative #OCEARCH science team. #ExpeditionNovaScotia #FactsOverFear

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

THE TEN COVID-MENTS

Thou shalt stay home.
Thou shalt not gather in groups.
Thou shalt not panic.
Thou shalt not hoard TP.
Wash thy hands.
Honor thy curfew.
Check on loved ones.
Do not COVID thy neighbor's wife.
Seriously, THOU SHALT STAY HOME .
Thou shalt make the best of it.

[Golf Channel @GolfChannel]

Irish Times: Here's what Poults, Paddy, Tommy, Tiger, G-Mac and more had to say about @ShaneLowryGolf’s win at #TheOpen (brought to you by our @ConorSketches)

[Chris Hadfield @Cmdr_Hadfield]

Maelstrom at the gates of Hell. First-ever image of a black hole, wider than our whole solar system. Einstein, we rejoice in your brilliance.

[Energy City Cactus Rats @eccactusrats]

The big Canadian kid from Edmonton shows up for spring training and look what the Padres surprise him with!⁦@JohnShortJxS⁩ ⁦@JohnESexsmith⁩ ⁦@Lowetide⁩ ⁦@OilersNation⁩

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

A subject is scientifically controversial when actively debated by legions of scientists, not when actively debated by the public, the press, or by politicians.

[Sean Carroll @seanmcarroll]

Humans can do pretty cool things sometimes. https://t.co/YRopvaQSkA

[David Coleman @cap10dc]

@habby44 Of course! That’s my old D partner from minor hockey days. A little less hair and what there is of it is grey, but no mistaking him - ha!

[David Coleman @cap10dc]

Who in their right mind would let me do this....?
#holdmybeerandwatchthis
#santaclausparade #fortsaskchamber

[David Coleman @cap10dc]

@habby44 He ain’t wrong..

[David Coleman @cap10dc]

@habby44 Misery loves company. We will keep telling ourselves it’s early..

[David Coleman @cap10dc]

@BeeDub85 @habby44 @BarDown An Oilers fan says the same thing..🤣

[David Coleman @cap10dc]

The Mighty Spinners have ridden again. Wind and rain couldn't slow us down...well maybe a little.
#MSBike

[Campaign to Ban Trophy Hunting @CBTHunting]

Trophy hunters REALLY don't like it if you RT pics like this. Please spare their blushes & try not to hit 'retweet'..