MyLifeintheMountains

Wannabe ski bum. Country bumpkin, mountain dwelling, Nevada trial attorney. Retweets ARE endorsements.

[MyLifeintheMountains @cap263]

What the fuck is a .notes file? Grownups use this. I fucking hate family law for this type of shit. And eat a dick @apple. I verified 2 email addresses and a phone number 40 times. Why do you need my birthday for this? Get off my nuts

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@Seraphinaf5 12

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@Seraphinaf5 Man enters a room with 100 people (101). 40 leave (61). 10 enter (71). Right?

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Had to get a rental car, but I'm a proud manual driver. I told @Enterprise that I don't know how to drive automatic.

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@jrswab Maybe fucking relax. Fireworks 2x per year. You'll live.

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Me:athlete just like lawnchair:furniture

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This is a powerful song: https://t.co/fBFB82N8hZ

[Tim McMillan @LtTimMcMillan]

Year after year, this continues to be the best 4th of July fireworks video out there…

[College Football Zone @CollegeFBonX]

Marshall Koehn’s game winning 57 yard field goal vs Pitt in 2015!

College football is back in 57 days!

[MyLifeintheMountains @cap263]

@tejen25 @CollegeFBonX how could it not be Sandusky and Joe?

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@CollegeFBonX Adam Taliaferro.

There are still heros out there, even in this program.

[MyLifeintheMountains @cap263]

@QueenMother1976 this is the epitome of customer service now--even with professional services like healthcare. Go online. The backend is AI. Call, wait on hold, needless friction and sludge. Go online, and the tech doesn't work or userX is impossible. At least profits are high...

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@imherefortheoil HR is full of college educated people without any discernable skills.

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I'm a natural born citizen born abroad--a rare designation. Although citizenship was my birth right, I'm extremely thankful that this country does not bestow citizenship chiefly through rights. If you're born here, you're an American. And that's what's special about this country.

[Musicology101 @octaves5]

@OlenaRohoza

[MyLifeintheMountains @cap263]

With your feet in the air and head on the ground.
Where is my mind?

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@SandraRodkey A jail was named after Donald Trump in Lyon county, Nevada. Seriously.

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@Chicago_Goofies This whole country is all hidden fees all the time.

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I think my wife's Tomb Raider or a secret archaeologist because she keeps getting boxes from thr Amazon and anthropologie.

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@DevlinMcbain @blueskypinit ^^little peckers always thump their chests.