Cap'n Cuck

"I've gargled more orange stubby fungus than you've had hot dinners! Trump is a god-king/warrior-poet! Soon, his bone spurs will be holy relics!"--Sean HandyJay

[Cap'n Cuck @cap_cuck]

@UpstateNYrap @thehill You seem pretty desperate to be a white victim. There's a lot to unpack there.

I think we should start with you to tell us why you think you want to be a white victim. I mean, do you need an excuse for not being able to hold a job? For the severe and chronic low male energy?

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@UpstateNYrap @thehill Not MAGA? Boy, for someone who's not MAGA, you sure got your panties in a wad when I cracked on MAGA.

Not white? Oh dear! You mean you want to be white so bad that you've adopted their raging anus fire of trigger white-victim butthurt? Do you think that'll get you into the club?

[Cap'n Cuck @cap_cuck]

@UpstateNYrap @thehill Look folks! MAGA-lillagorilla here supports child rape.

Keep buttering that mushroom, you poor picked-on white victim you.

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@Greencarddummy @thehill Maybe Lightning⚡️Dolt here can extinguish your raging anus fire of triggered white-victim butthurt.

[Cap'n Cuck @cap_cuck]

@thehill Sounds like Pirro needs to go to jail, at the very least.

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@MagaMagajpxd @thehill

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@thehill

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@thehill Farewell, Madame Butterfly.

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@TMaga202421065 @thehill

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@thehill "Lindsey Graham was a great man whose life was stolen from him just as surely as the 2020 election was stolen from me."

He'll never pass up that golden opportunity to whinge a little more about how he's so put upon.

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@Greencarddummy @thehill You sound a lot like a well-known stable genius. You should have a hamberder with that cake.😆🤣😆🤣

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@Greencarddummy @thehill Maybe Lightning⚡️Dolt can save you from your next bad MAGA life decision.😆🤣😆

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@Greencarddummy @thehill This looks like a job for Lightning⚡️Dolt!!!

[Cap'n Cuck @cap_cuck]

@Greencarddummy @thehill When criminals in this world appear
And break the laws that they should fear
And frighten all who see or hear
The cry goes up both far and near
For Lightning⚡️Dolt!
Lightning⚡️Dolt!
Lightning⚡️Dolt!
Lightning⚡️Dolt!

[Cap'n Cuck @cap_cuck]

@thehill Probably need to whack the next guy in each time until we get to a moderate. Yeah, that'll fix it.

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@Greencarddummy @thehill lol--Is that guy's name Lightning Dolt?🤣🤣🤣

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@thehill Because he's a crook and greaseball papist?