Douglas Bower

guitar in desmond, UCT LLB FFS WTF AM I DNG!

[Douglas Bower @cap_guns_]

@LulaPamGrant ?!

[Desmond and the Tutus @DesmondandTutus]

Our new vlog is a movie

[Shayne Topp @supershayne]

Disney: We’d like you to compose the soundtrack for Tarzan.
Phil Collins: I will put my whole Tarzussy into it.
Disney: it’s the 90’s so I have no clue what that means.

[shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird]

glitch with twitter got rid of all my followers this morning for a few hours so i thought you all saw this tweet and said "that's it. i'm done."

[ryan kahl @IdiotRyanKahl]

my step sister in christ how did you get stuck in the washing machine

[Douglas Bower @cap_guns_]

@dansmywholename The ordinary reasonable Karen standard.

[Douglas Bower @cap_guns_]

@dansmywholename Do you not use letters when you write?

[Douglas Bower @cap_guns_]

@superdupershane It seems like you and I are birds of a feather.

[Douglas Bower @cap_guns_]

When all you are is a nail. Every problem is a hammer.

[trash jones @jzux]

airdropping this to everyone in the courtroom

[Sizwe Mpofu-Walsh @SizweMpofuWalsh]

Good morning as we wake up to #TheNewApartheid trending in SA! This book is taking on a life of its own. 🙏🏽

[Haymarket Books @haymarketbooks]

Frantz Fanon was born July 20, 1925 in Martinique.

[Pump Up The Pam @PintSizePam]

Insurance questions are getting hectic!

[elderbug ☭🔻 @genevievehcr]

I'm not abrasive or defensive, I swear a lot because you're all fucking idiots

[Kurt Vonnegut @Kurt_Vonnegut]

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

[Douglas Bower @cap_guns_]

@superdupershane https://t.co/eHzgRI69MO

[Douglas Bower @cap_guns_]

Was thinking about travelling to LA next year but after watching blade runner I think I'll give it a skip...

[Tami Cru @TamiCru]

genie: please no
millipede: more legs

[π Rat (Jocke) @SwedishSpaceman]

ok, this gif made my entire evening.

[Desmond and the Tutus @DesmondandTutus]

Motherflippen Port Elizabeth! We're stoked to be coming down to play at @BridgeStBrewery_PE this Saturday!

Get your tickets ASAP to avoid …