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WHO AM I

32/they/them

I spend most of my time on tumblr talking about my shows

[cap @capcapika]

Mind reader: *reads my mind*
My mind: do do do do do do stede (x8)
Mind reader: wtf

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@UberEats Can someone please help me I have two orders where I need refunds but I’m being stonewalled and none of the support team will help me. At this point it’s fraud and they won’t even help cancel my subscription.

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@alamodrafthouse It worked! Thank you!

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@ISISGASTON can you send it to me? pleaseee? i will owe u my life

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@faescal can you send it to me? Pls I need it 😭

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@D1LFMILLER Could you send it my way? 🥺

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@anapao_gg Hi I know you’re probably overwhelmed but I would love a link 🙏🙏🙏

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@themandalorian #mandalorianout

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out of touch din djarin thursday

[hawk 鹰 @ wano @manofbeskar]

I miss din and cobb so bad #dincobb

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I mean compare their responses to this to their responses when R*an H*ywood was exposed as a creeper. They removed videos. Edited him out of others. Made a clear statement/videos about the problem and what they were going to do about it. And now? Text app apologies? Come on

[cap @capcapika]

The thing about edgy comedy men is that it’s easy for them to own up to the shit they’ve done by calling themselves pieces of shit or w/e but they almost never say how they’ll do better. Self depreciation is a *deflection* tactic, not a real way to take accountability

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I’ve seen this in so many dudes, public figures to men I’ve dated, always the self deprecation that ends up putting the onus back on the hurt party rather than changing the way they act. “I’m a piece of shit” is code for “I cant/won’t change”

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

When I’m governor, we will finally legalize marijuana in Texas and expunge the records of those arrested for marijuana possession.

[hawk 鹰 @ wano @manofbeskar]

I’m nowhere near ready for this film

[cap @capcapika]

@googlemaps I am

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@googlemaps I’ve been trying to submit changes to roads incorrectly marked as closed for a week. My edits are supposedly published but the road closures stay the same. The new detour is very different and it’s making navigation difficult. Can you help me

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Conservatives outraged over using people as political props but make the footage migrant planes and buses

[cap @capcapika]

the song is "you could drive a person crazy" from the company 2008 cast recording, feat. bobadin, dincobb, mandomera

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din djarin can't go anywhere without someone falling in love with him i swear