Cape Cod Sass ✌️

Life is much better spent at the beach Salty air is good for the blood ❤️

[Cape Cod Sass ✌️ @capecod_sass]

So much to be doing.. but my bed is SO COMFY 😫

[Cape Cod Sass ✌️ @capecod_sass]

Haven’t tweeted from here in almost a year. Just reading back, I’m in such a different mind set now. #selfgrowth

[Cape Cod Sass ✌️ @capecod_sass]

@starbsprincess people have always been nasty at grocery stores. I worked in one for ten years. So happy that I left.

[Cape Cod Sass ✌️ @capecod_sass]

New relationships are so nerve wracking, forget when you get anxious easily.

[Cape Cod Sass ✌️ @capecod_sass]

Haven't used this account when I should have, but I don't really know if I miss the anon life 😂

[Cape Cod Sass ✌️ @capecod_sass]

My dogs breathing sounds like a ventilator in a hospital.. help?!

[Cape Cod Sass ✌️ @capecod_sass]

Not sure if I need to sleep for a week, or six shots of tequila. God help me.

[Cape Cod Sass ✌️ @capecod_sass]

My birthday is going to be so shitty this year. I don't actually care if it comes.

[Cape Cod Sass ✌️ @capecod_sass]

For my upcoming birthday, all I would like is to be six feet under.

[Cape Cod Sass ✌️ @capecod_sass]

When jeans three sizes smaller than the ones you were wearing this last last year not only fit, but are loose. #win

[Cape Cod Sass ✌️ @capecod_sass]

I can't do anything right. I bother people by breathing. Maybe I should just stop.

[Cape Cod Sass ✌️ @capecod_sass]

When even the chiropractor doesn't like the sound of your hip pain. Like now what?

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@kashlynnz me too, love. Come visit me and escape ❤️

[Cape Cod Sass ✌️ @capecod_sass]

My body hurts from the amount of times I've gotten sick today. This headache can go away. The stress can leave. Life can only get better..

[Cape Cod Sass ✌️ @capecod_sass]

So freaking happy to be away from this house all fucking day.

[Cape Cod Sass ✌️ @capecod_sass]

When your body wakes up naturally without an alarm, because you forgot to set one..

[Cape Cod Sass ✌️ @capecod_sass]

It's seven o'clock and I'm going to bed. There is no reason for me to be alive anyways.