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“The dildo of life often arrives unlubricated” -Andy Stumpf

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@dawg1y Hobbit.

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@pinkmagiclala

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@CaptainCons @MurrayHillGuy1 The only person who triggers Cons more than WSD is Murray Hill Guy

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@jacksonhinkle Look dude, Yemen sucks shit.

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So @Trudell_DM is Scalabrine’s love child?

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Brian Scalabrine pulled up to The Cage on West 4th and started foaming at the mouth

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@TweetsByBritt @SpartanRace Congrats!!

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@yukoncoinelius I hope he has to pay full restitution and cut the man bun.

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@RC_cog Twin Oaks?

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@sigfruidhane @M0ntante Trying to break the the top 5?

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@M0ntante @sigfruidhane #RIP Ted.

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@EricaCait But does it say to microwave?
I would imagine nuking lobster would just create a rubbery disaster. Although not a flammable one.

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@M0ntante @sigfruidhane When are you dropping the full list?

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@EricaCait I just have so many questions. But you probably should not eat that.

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@Samantha_SN1 While she has generally been disappointing. I am alway distracted by the fact she is 60

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@ThomasSowell The machines will point to this unprovoked hostility as the precipice of the great robot war.