Doug Blask

My tinfoil hat protects you, not me.

I do try not to fed-post, but it's hard.

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@BlondeBigot11 https://t.co/HQICgilnth

[Anglo-Saxon @AngloSaxon85]

More details coming out and it’s getting even worse

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@WawawWwawa75813 @Leonardaisfunny Destroyed many a kid, myself included

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@Leonardaisfunny It's true though. Our chicken doesn't have enough dish soap in it, like none

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@klara_sjo It looks bad, but don't worry, those machines are usually pretty sturdy

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@MaajidNawaz I would thank you for some paragraph breaks

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@BenMullin @grynbaum In other words, wholly appropriate

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@CHIMPUSX Learn to code

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@Con_Tomlinson Forgot about that lolcow, thanks Connor

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@jamestalarico Wow. Even in print you make my skin crawl

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@spectator And he's no true Scotsman either, right?

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@BridgetPhetasy I thought there would be more fire in hell

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@GadSaad I do!

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@BasilTheGreat Demand the right to carry your ceremonial pepper spray

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@jr_bohl @smod4real @DanielDayJewish Genius idea, but it sounds familiar. Has it been tried?

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@9mmsmg Of course there will be. Haven't you ever noticed that they don't riot for the innocent ones? Tamir Rice. John Crawford. Walter Scott. Barely anything for them. But criminals? The wallets will open and the riot supplies will flow

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@chefsevenn Certainly not carbon

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@Sargon_of_Akkad Status quo ante

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@tanpukunokami "This is not about religion. This is about whether Japanese law means anything inside Japan."

Correct. I hope the city is already processing plans to demolish the building itself, because I expect the builders to play games. 5 years to remove? You can do it in an afternoon.

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@HumzaYousaf Your stochastic terrorism pays off again. How proud you must be

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@GuntherEagleman Go?