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[JAF @capitalcarbon]

@JustStop_Oil Were you dropped on your bonce as a baby?

[JAF @capitalcarbon]

@EssexPR I’ve never met a single person who watches it. It’s the epitome of ‘programmes for stupid people’. Part of the general dumbing down of British society. For other examples see Googlebox, most ‘quiz’ shows, Naked Attraction etc. All complete shite.

[JAF @capitalcarbon]

@ATRightMovies De Niro. All day.

[JAF @capitalcarbon]

@stellacreasy What exactly is it you’re calling for. Stella? I’m a father of 2 small kids & also binned the Christmas party so I could be at home with them tonight. There’s plenty of other opportunities for networking. Stop playing victim. Parenting involves sacrifice (for all parents).

[JAF @capitalcarbon]

@PaulEmbery I read that yesterday and genuinely believed it to be a parody account.

[Joel Berry @JoelWBerry]

This is one of the most extraordinary 5-minute clips I’ve ever seen on this app. An epoch-making exchange.

[JAF @capitalcarbon]

@Telegraph Might have something to do with the UK demographics, with 87% of the population being errrr….. white?

[JAF @capitalcarbon]

@JustStop_Oil What does this have to do with oil (or just stopping it)?! It’s a bizarre move. Why would you risk dividing your supporters on something totally off-topic?

[JAF @capitalcarbon]

@DrLoupis ‘Please affirm meeeeeeeee’

[JAF @capitalcarbon]

@iamyesyouareno Western society really has lost its way.

[JAF @capitalcarbon]

@exRAF_Al Is that extra acreage actually within Greater London? If not how does he have the jurisdiction to do that?!

[JAF @capitalcarbon]

@_Eduphile @JoeWarnerUK

[JAF @capitalcarbon]

@williamnhutton Will, you’re clearly unable to put political bias aside here. If the same thing had happened to a high profile figure on the left you would be calling for heads to roll and if Rose doesn’t go, after a flagrant breach of confidentiality, what’s to stop this happening to, say, you?

[JAF @capitalcarbon]

@BernieSpofforth You’ve called this one wrong and I think if you understood it properly you’d probably support it. This is UK export finance underwriting the risk on commercial debt to PROMOTE BRITISH EXPORTS TO NON EU STATES. It’s good for #GlobalBritain

[Dr Lawrence Newport @lawrencenewport]

NHS reports their highest ever dog bite admissions. Nearly 4000 cases requiring reconstructive surgery. Majority children.

Highest deaths to dogs in 40 years.

One breed explains this entire rise: the American Bully XL.

When will government act?

https://t.co/k7U2qcsoHN

[JAF @capitalcarbon]

@LeoKearse Has to be a parody given the one-armed black lesbian, surely?!

[JAF @capitalcarbon]

@shellenberger Bring on the asteroid

[JAF @capitalcarbon]

@therealmissjo @PaulEmbery The worst thing about this is the grammar in his (her?) bio.

[JAF @capitalcarbon]

@TPointUK @ryecollegeuk Lol at a so-called ‘Teacher’ getting schooled by two 13 year old girls 😂

[Dr Lawrence Newport @lawrencenewport]

Last year 10 people died to dogs in the UK - the highest in 4 decades. This year there's already been another 5 deaths. Many of the dead are children.

One breed is behind of nearly all these attacks - we need to stop pretending that that doesn't matter.

https://t.co/FNoru0cUm1