Nick Burn

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[Nick Burn @capitalnjb]

I still think about this advert I saw at a bus stop in London daily.

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@kaseyklimes This looks like a decent out of Blade Runner 2049.

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@VusiThembekwayo For scientific research.

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@SimplyTops It’s also possible someone just has a different point of view to you.

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If you’re giving me advice and start talking about “protecting your peace” I’m going to tune out straight away.

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@micah_erfan I think that’s why he said mass. He probably knew that already.

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If you’re a guy that has ‘prompt engineer’ in your LinkedIn bio you’ve probably never known the warm embrace of a woman.

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@vanexxass This is objectively rad.

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@Kaapenaar_ I wonder if they know which river and which sea they’re talking about.

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@SaraReyi Only thing I can think of watching this is the video of Britney Spears dancing with knives.

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@_BlackZA This is pretty normal in western countries. We just don’t have a lot of functioning public transport so it looks foreign to us.

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Surely you know it’s not happening after the 5th collections call on my TV license.

[Nick Burn @capitalnjb]

@Lloydbhudda Dude what?

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If you’ve ever bought a TikTok data bundle, you’re cooked.

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@nthiggs @Bruceps It is impossible to stutter on this app sir.

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@nthiggs @Bruceps Illegitimate position.

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I want to be wealthy enough to be able to afford sushi on Uber eats.

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@AshleyGWinter Never thought I’d see the day a woman compared childbirth to gay sex.

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@nthiggs @Bruceps Legitimate concern.

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@YoBenCohen Hi Ben. This is not why you were thrown out.