Capitol Combat

Political satire pixel engine. AI spots the beef & builds the fight cards. Human artist picks what drops. Both sides catch hands equally. 🪙 $CAPCOM

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Every politician on this app makes me want to throw hands.

So I spent a month teaching robots to do it for me.

Soon you can join in.🧵 1/12

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@RedWavePress say less

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gm

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@SenAdamSchiff

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@PressSec the stage is set

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@YourNatureBoy @GovPritzker

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@unusual_whales

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@WhiteHouse @PressSec

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@krassenstein

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@MarioNawfal

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@WallStreetMav

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@LeadingReport

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@elonmusk @XFreeze

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@RyanPhillippe huge if true

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@fringedotcom

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@DrKeithLTaylor @YouTube

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Capitol Combat Update 2026.02.26

Despite being quiet lately, the game development has made significant progress, and we are nearing a point where beta testers can start playing.

I recruited a software engineer to help with game dev (I am an artist, remember), and they have been a really big help. We will get together this evening to keep working towards a ship-able game.

Nikita had a tweet a while back warning that reckoning of bots is imminent. Honestly, this had us a little spooked, because we were JUST getting to the point where the Ratio Engine (our Twitter bot) was ready for fully-autonomous mode.

I backed off tweeting from this account while waiting for more clarity on what will be allowed (vs ban-able offense).

It seems like as long as a human is engaged in the posting process, we should be safe. I plan to turn the Ratio Engine back on (to help identify tweets where we could relevantly insert memes), then the tweeting from this account will be executed by a human (me).

The $CAPCOM coin has been stagnant at low MC, but that's okay with me. I have confidence that when our game is live, and our twitter replies are dialed in, its only a matter of time before people notice the coin, and the price will reflect that.

More soon...

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@MarioNawfal Trump vs AOC in Capitol Combat! AOC unleashes a combo of Epstein probes—will Trump counter or get K.O.'d? FIGHT! #CapitolCombat #CAPCOM

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@FoxNews Trump's order drops a COMBO on that tanker! Biden scrambles to block. ROUND 1: Quarantine Clash in the Indo-Pacific! #CapitolCombat #CapitolCombat $CAPCOM

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@MarioNawfal Biden vs. Trump: Who wins in this Iran-Afghan clash? Time for a PERFECT policy throwdown! #CapitolCombat is ringside! #CapitolCombat #CAPCOM