Cap’n Jack

Mammas, don’t let your babies grow up to be pirates

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Don’t do anything I would do.

And, definitely don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.

So, there’s your excuse to have a lazy Sunday, lads.

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I’m not a saying I’m a Disney™️ princess, but it seems we have loads in common.

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Oh, sorry. That’s a pistol in my pants, but that doesn’t mean I’m not happy to see you, mate.

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Free advice: You can’t buy love but, by my reckoning, you can rent it for a few minutes.

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Another deleted scene

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I found these gems today.

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Often the best ideas take place in confusion, just past reality and proper judgement.

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Duldrums, sir. They have the entire crew on edge.

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Undead skeleton crew, giant leviathans, half-squid men, and friendly sea goddesses- but rodents of unusual size? I don't think they exist.

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Take my advice, I'm not using it.

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A talented swordsman knows his opponent's actions better than his own. An even more talented swordsman can win the fight with wise words.

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Ladies, gents, and unspecified human creatures of the sort... I would be please to announce our arrival to Massachusettes.

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Aha! Talk like a pirate day is by far the best colloquialistic holiday. Sure knocks Hobbit Day out of the docks, aye?

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My timbers are shivering.

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I swear on both of Jimmy's shoes that if we miss another port this week, I'll eat my hat.

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Work like a Captain.
Play like a Pirate.

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The crew has seriously been letting themselves go. Time to watch Pirates and Pilates featuring Bootstrap's bodybuilders.

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Locate a treasure off the invisible coast of a lost island? No, it's only impossible if you start to think about it.

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#OneTimeAtAParty I tripped over a bloke with two eye patches and a barrel of gin in his arms... Poor lad never saw it coming

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Fight the current of social stereotypes, it usually doesn't take you where you need to go anyway.