Joosh Upton

Writer, musician, professional hotdog throw-upper, jack of all trades and a master of none.

[Joosh Upton @capn_poot]

Technically, diarrhea is a lubricant...

[Joosh Upton @capn_poot]

Thank you to @YouTube for upping your game and placing ads every 4 minutes or so in every video. You've officially gotten me to pay for every video service except for yours now because I hate watching videos on your site so much now. Was that the plan?

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My god, this was a great special. The songs are comedic, but this goes so much deeper than that. This left me feeling a weird sense of anxiety by the end. This was incredible. This needs awards. Watch it. #boburnham #inside #Netflix @netflix @boburnham

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@TimesofIsrael @tedcruz If anyone knows weakness, it's Ted Cruz.

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@mrbobodenkirk Please please please do more action movies.

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@TropicaliJaye I'll admit, I hated Cardi B at first. I kinda love her now. I guess that's the benefit of an open mind?

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Has @chrishemsworth been in a movie where he isn't the greatest asset to the overall film??

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@ChrisEvans is two weeks younger than me and its insanely upsetting.

[Joosh Upton @capn_poot]

Tennessee by @TheStephenLynch and @TropicaliJaye is still the most beautiful funny song I have ever heard. I just want more of that version of the world. #Tennessee #stephenlynch #courtneyjaye #lion

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@TyLabine I should warn you, my goal in life is to hug you.

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@WiscoWriterGuy Just about done rewatching everything in chronological order. So many emotions now. Also, did Wanda officially lose her accent in Infinity War??

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@TyLabine Have you been approached by Marvel for any roles? Your comedic sensibilities mesh so well with the writing for them that I'm going to be genuinely shocked if they aren't looking at you.

[Domina_Dearest @EmmaUndrgrnd]

@cartelink murder undies for when you need to get your point across..
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#cartelink #cartelinkclothing #redrum #mnphotographers #fiveohseven #keeprochesterweird #rochesterartist #kinkybutwholesome https://t.co/VO7gC1qWRg

[Domina_Dearest @EmmaUndrgrnd]

Got munchies?
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#eatme #cartelink #cartelinkclothing #girlscouts #badgirlsclub #smokebreak @ Rochester, Minnesota https://t.co/i1ICGotig8

[Sarah Beattie @nachosarah]

if anyone needs to catch up the president gleefully ordered a psychotic bloodthirsty redneck mob to literally murder human beings and we took his phone away

[Johnny Thrust 🐏💨 @JohnnyThrust1]

Awe God DAMN IT! they found out my secret chocolate fountain of youth! #howmuchdumpcanasumppumppumpifasumppumpcouldpumpdump

[Henry Phillips @Henlips]

Happy to announce that the long awaited sequel to my first cookbook is finally available! https://t.co/082vFXwT1A

[Joosh Upton @capn_poot]

@Thrillhaus_nw @thecampaignbook If there is some kind of mailing list I want to be on it.

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I must say that we were incredibly disappointed to see that our favorites (meatball sub and the reuben) were no longer on the menu. What happened? Is this pandemic related somehow or is this a permanent letdown? :(

[Joosh Upton @capn_poot]

@jerseymikes I was really excited that my town of Rochester, MN was getting a Jersey Mike's as my wife and I haven't had your subs since we lived in Colorado Springs about 4 years ago. We loved Jersey Mike's.