Captain Willard’s Cigarette

Independent Classical Liberal - GenX - Big fan of the US constitution. Frequently bemused, sometimes outraged, always curious. To thine own self be true.

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Nothing pushes my rage button quite like evil done under the guise of benevolence.

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@taradublinrocks @nickshirleyy Inorganic cat lady, sit the fuck down.

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@SamanthaNiblet4 “It’s not hard” is a really creepy thing to say when coercing someone to comply with your demands.

Don’t believe me? Show us your tits, love.

It’s not hard.

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It can not happen again.

There needs to be a reconciliation about the censorship, surveillance and mandates.

There must be assurances from those in institutional administrations that it will not happen again.

Those same administrators need to be made aware that the response to any attempt at a repeat will be brutal.

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@INSHomeService All I see is jackass NGO operatives looking for the next biscuit to gather around.

[Marc Andreessen 🇺🇸 @pmarca]

Six years ago today.

[Walter Kirn @walterkirn]

The kind of headline that future screenwriters making period dramas set in 2026 will use to quickly establish culture, time, and place:

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

Why dont they remake Fried Green Tomatoes or sometiing starring William Hurt no one gives a shit about that crap

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@BPLyons11 @adamcarolla Yes, you’re missing quite a lot, operative.

Tell your inorganic peers that I can’t wait until it’s time to distribute prizes.

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@The_Crack_Emcee @90sCowboys1993 @misfitpatriot_ Shut the fuck up, racist.

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Welcome to 2026. We’re still coming out of the hyper-woke era but all female singers and most female comedians are dripping with fully weaponized sexuality.

[T!🎀 @jesu__tofunmii]

how it feels to say "okay" instead of arguing

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@DamonHunzeker @AnneHatfieldVO God, grant me the serenity accept the frogs I can not lick …

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@clarkmorales @Ziggys_Duck Yeah?

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@bmitchell_25 @BreitbartNews

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Is a major storm forming over Montreal?

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@DamonHunzeker I uh … I might do this for real.

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@jamestalarico Paxton: “Radical leftist, fake Christian vegan!”

You: “I am not a vegan!”

Alright junior, time for your nap.

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It skewers bureaucracy, juking stats and exposes the soft corruption of careerists and opportunists like Clay Davis and Mayors Royce and Little Finger.

It’s so clear eyed about typical Democrat hypocrisy and the impotence of their policies that I wonder if Obama really watched it.