Melissa

I don't think my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this.

[Melissa @capnbarbosa11]

“You’re so quiet, you’re like a Prius “

[halsey @halsey]

See How The Story Began. #StrangersVideo 🦋June 20 2018

[John O'Callaghan @johnmaine]

There is no "if"; get help when you need it.

[NHL @NHL]

This is going to be a really good #StanleyCup Final...

[HONEST @Honest]

I work out.
Just kidding.
I chase toddlers.

[Levi Benton @levibenton]

Dear coffee, you’re my main bitch! I love you!

[Connor Franta @connorfranta]

being happy for no reason might
just be the best type of happy

[Pierson Fodé @PiersonFode]

Me: “Name one good reason I should come over”
Other Human: “I have a dog”
Me:

[Melissa @capnbarbosa11]

They are really concerned about @tom_wilso bloody knuckles. Keep asking if he’s ok

[Melissa @capnbarbosa11]

“They’re fighting that’s not nice. He’s going to time out”

[Melissa @capnbarbosa11]

The changing of shifts are the players being nice and taking turns playing

[Melissa @capnbarbosa11]

Called the penalty box “time out” and the referees are the moms who send them to time out

[Melissa @capnbarbosa11]

Trying to explain the capitals vs lightning hockey game to my nephews

[John O'Callaghan @johnmaine]

My soul isn't yours to save.

[helen armstrong @hkawrites]

I'm a:
⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
🔘 qualified candidate

seeking a:
⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
🔘 creative and stable job that fulfills me

[HONEST @Honest]

Same thing, right?

[John O'Callaghan @johnmaine]

Would we still find something to complain about in paradise?

[meLVin @FUNWITHmeLVin]

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1 - Follow
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[Adrian Kempe @adriankempe]

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