Palantir Analyst, Italian Research 🇵🇸

Saudi-Aramco's Most Handsomest Young Man, 2021

[Khem Birch Society @NBABabySecret]

Making up someone to get mad at even though I know statistically they must exist (someone who likes Antonoff’s production but hates The 1975)

[Palantir Analyst, Italian Research 🇵🇸 @capnblicero]

Somehow they made his features even more compact

[dick kickem @iShitInMyJNCOS]

Oh my god

[Palantir Analyst, Italian Research 🇵🇸 @capnblicero]

I’m at a party and the apartment bathroom has the same sign as Lamelo Ball’s

[Palantir Analyst, Italian Research 🇵🇸 @capnblicero]

Kissing a bald men at the bar tn

[Palantir Analyst, Italian Research 🇵🇸 @capnblicero]

@nikkibloomquest No it’s true

[Palantir Analyst, Italian Research 🇵🇸 @capnblicero]

Walking past the people waiting in line for the restaurant after you’ve been waiting for 2 hours

[Palantir Analyst, Italian Research 🇵🇸 @capnblicero]

Yelling “get fucked” in a crowded bar after beating my gf at bananagrams

[degrowth entrepreneur @xoayquanh]

Shelf check motherfuckers. Post shelf now

[Palantir Analyst, Italian Research 🇵🇸 @capnblicero]

@DeathbyCeltics If that

[Palantir Analyst, Italian Research 🇵🇸 @capnblicero]

#StayOnThatSide

[WCVB-TV Boston @WCVB]

A young Celtics fan was heartbroken over the Jaylen Brown trade, vowing to never watch another game ☘️ https://t.co/ZK5M9PmSPE

[Palantir Analyst, Italian Research 🇵🇸 @capnblicero]

Reading the Financial Times at the beach #dickhead

[Palantir Analyst, Italian Research 🇵🇸 @capnblicero]

Stripped to the waist, drinking red wine

[Palantir Analyst, Italian Research 🇵🇸 @capnblicero]

Joe Cronin

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

The Giannis-to-Boston smoke is ‘very real,’ and the Celtics are looking to find a third team for Jaylen Brown, per @IraHeatBeat

(h/t @HeatCulture13 )

[Palantir Analyst, Italian Research 🇵🇸 @capnblicero]

Locking in and building the first faith-based buy now, pay later payment platform 🙏📿🙌✝️

[caroline :) @soonrightaway]

Sam Levinson speaks out on the status of his long-gestating adaptation of Thomas Pynchon’s Gravity’s Rainbow.

“Euphoria is complete. It’s time.”

[Palantir Analyst, Italian Research 🇵🇸 @capnblicero]

Fuck it. Spaghett in the Mickey’s

[Palantir Analyst, Italian Research 🇵🇸 @capnblicero]

Me and my favorite film

[Ana @_motherslug]

Me and my favorite film.

[Giliann @imissblackmidi]

A group of 23 y/os just tried to drown me in Lake Michigan because I didn’t go to a big 10 school and wasn’t wearing athleisure

[Palantir Analyst, Italian Research 🇵🇸 @capnblicero]

Having lunch in Milwaukee and the next table is discussing the use of a AI in soderbergh’s Lennon doc @podcastyforme. “Hopefully it’s tasteful”