divinely delusional

whatever u heard prolly true!

[divinely delusional @capnchcknhead]

third base is hanging out sober

[divinely delusional @capnchcknhead]

My little sister is having a baby

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Ok I guess I’ll drink on an Empty Stomach About it

[Drank man please @DRANKMANNPLS]

Bro I’m high as fuck getting followed in Walmart by secret shoppers

[kellan @kell9n]

Me drunk saying “ight hit me up” to people who don’t have my number

[ً @cryst6ls]

sometimes i think to myself “damn i need to stfu” and then i say something else

[Public Universal Friend @bnzbea]

I know Hellen Keller was sleeping good as hell

[miia @miiagarro]

being a good girl got me nowhere btw, stay evil

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

i’ll send a dirty text completely sober at 9:42 AM i never cared!

[n @hottienoofa]

i love to have fun & look hot

[pingu @pingu4ll]

from now on i can only be reached telepathically

[tani @keepupwithtani]

Fortunately for me I’m both big dawg & babygirl.

[kbooo @karrahbooo]

fuck a bbl i want brain surgery

[𝔅 @itsforevermine]

🤑🤑

[josh @joshypooper]

im so fed up can someone put a blanket over my cage

[g @34rths]

And for my next trick I will call life beautiful and instantly watch it become so

[m. @moseason_]

And her name tag would say “Puhllateez”

[Issybeatz @Issybeatz_]

may you heal so hard you start being creative again.