‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ‍ ͡┈ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ⁰̲⁶̲𝓴𝖾𝗇𝗍.

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⠀⠀ ᯓ ⚽︎ ⠀⠀( ⠀ @KICKSEGO ⠀ ) ⠀ . . . ⠀⠀𝑎𝑙𝑟𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡, ⠀ 𝗅𝖾𝗍'𝗌 ⠀ 𝗀𝗈 ⠀ 𝘢̲𝘨𝘢̲𝘪̲𝘯̲⠀ .ᐟ ⠀⠀

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ‍ ͡┈ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ⁰̲⁶̲𝓴𝖾𝗇𝗍. @capncoach]

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⠀⠀ 𐃯

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ‍ ͡┈ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ⁰̲⁶̲𝓴𝖾𝗇𝗍. @capncoach]

no the FUCK you won't be.

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ‍ ͡┈ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ⁰̲⁶̲𝓴𝖾𝗇𝗍. @capncoach]

beautiful woman called community notes in my notifications talking about some ms. information i liked

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ‍ ͡┈ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ⁰̲⁶̲𝓴𝖾𝗇𝗍. @capncoach]

he's speaking in tongues and expecting me to know what the fuck he's on about.

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ‍ ͡┈ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ⁰̲⁶̲𝓴𝖾𝗇𝗍. @capncoach]

to make up for the ' lack of flavor ' comment from the time before. no fucking pleasing you people. ( still, he preens. quite pleased with himself. ) fuck yeah she will. won't even mention lasso.

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ‍ ͡┈ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ⁰̲⁶̲𝓴𝖾𝗇𝗍. @capncoach]

@KICKSEGO ( a grunt in response. very eloquent. the door is shut, and locked, which roy hopes doesn't come across as creepy. )

decent. phoebe's off with her mum, so i got the night to myself. you ?

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ‍ ͡┈ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ⁰̲⁶̲𝓴𝖾𝗇𝗍. @capncoach]

@KICKSEGO right.

( roy hadn’t attended that little get together. knee was still fucked, all he’d wanted to do was go home and sleep.

he had, of course, used his preferred excuse, ‘ none of your fucking business ‘, when pressed. )

… thanks.

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ‍ ͡┈ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ⁰̲⁶̲𝓴𝖾𝗇𝗍. @capncoach]

@KICKSEGO prick.

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ‍ ͡┈ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ⁰̲⁶̲𝓴𝖾𝗇𝗍. @capncoach]

@KICKSEGO yeah, that sounds good.

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ‍ ͡┈ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ⁰̲⁶̲𝓴𝖾𝗇𝗍. @capncoach]

@KICKSEGO stop going away, then.

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ‍ ͡┈ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ⁰̲⁶̲𝓴𝖾𝗇𝗍. @capncoach]

@KICKSEGO and you’d rather this over, oh i don’t know, just sharing a fucking bed with me ??

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ‍ ͡┈ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ⁰̲⁶̲𝓴𝖾𝗇𝗍. @capncoach]

@KICKSEGO right, so let me get this straight. because you laser and wax yourself bald, you want MY hair ?

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ‍ ͡┈ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ⁰̲⁶̲𝓴𝖾𝗇𝗍. @capncoach]

@KICKSEGO right. so you want me, what ? naked as a fucking molerat ?

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ‍ ͡┈ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ⁰̲⁶̲𝓴𝖾𝗇𝗍. @capncoach]

@KICKSEGO and my hair is worthwhile ? something is wrong with you. mentally.

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ‍ ͡┈ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ⁰̲⁶̲𝓴𝖾𝗇𝗍. @capncoach]

@KICKSEGO what the fuck is wrong with you.

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ‍ ͡┈ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ⁰̲⁶̲𝓴𝖾𝗇𝗍. @capncoach]

@KICKSEGO you keep that freak shite to yourself.

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ‍ ͡┈ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ⁰̲⁶̲𝓴𝖾𝗇𝗍. @capncoach]

@KICKSEGO FUCK OFF.

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ‍ ͡┈ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ⁰̲⁶̲𝓴𝖾𝗇𝗍. @capncoach]

( about as pleased as roy gets. eyebrows relax, and a half - smile appears. ) yeah ? meant to help soften the taste. had complaints last recipe.

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ‍ ͡┈ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ⁰̲⁶̲𝓴𝖾𝗇𝗍. @capncoach]

oh for fucksakes.