!𝙲𝙰𝙿𝚃𝙰𝙸𝙽 𝙲𝙾𝙱𝙰𝙻𝚃 & 𝙲𝚁𝙴𝚆!

Ahoy, landlubbers!

( Frickbear's 3 parody account, no association to its team or Scott Cawthon )

( Owned by @SLEEPYKITTYROCK! )

[!𝙲𝙰𝙿𝚃𝙰𝙸𝙽 𝙲𝙾𝙱𝙰𝙻𝚃 & 𝙲𝚁𝙴𝚆! @CAPNCOBALT79]

🏴‍☠️: YARRRR! FREEDOM AT LAST, LADS!

[ ℭ𝔞𝔭𝔱𝔞𝔦𝔫 ℭ𝔬𝔟𝔞𝔩𝔱 & ℭ𝔯𝔢𝔴 join Parody Twitter ! ]

[!𝙲𝙰𝙿𝚃𝙰𝙸𝙽 𝙲𝙾𝙱𝙰𝙻𝚃 & 𝙲𝚁𝙴𝚆! @CAPNCOBALT79]

@darkfleetway123 🦊: ARGH! BLIMEY!!!! ME EYES!!!! X_X

[!𝙲𝙰𝙿𝚃𝙰𝙸𝙽 𝙲𝙾𝙱𝙰𝙻𝚃 & 𝙲𝚁𝙴𝚆! @CAPNCOBALT79]

🦊: Lads... don't tell me Captain, but me and me crew're plannin' a big surprise party! I be thinkin' of hostin' it here ya this uh... office? Might be a bit cramped ... but but it’s the perfect place to drop anchor and celebrate!! Any o' y'all wanna join?!

[!𝙲𝙰𝙿𝚃𝙰𝙸𝙽 𝙲𝙾𝙱𝙰𝙻𝚃 & 𝙲𝚁𝙴𝚆! @CAPNCOBALT79]

@PrettyMANGLED 🏴‍☠️: Me coat?! Is Foxy goin' around with me coat and not tellin' me?!

🦊: Y-yarrgh--! Course not, Cap'n! Yer coat be too big fer me anyways! They must be talkin' bout another Foxy...

🍝: (Mon dieu... multiple Foxies... soundz like hell...)

🗡️: (THAT'S WHERE WE BE RIGHT NOW!!!)

[!𝙲𝙰𝙿𝚃𝙰𝙸𝙽 𝙲𝙾𝙱𝙰𝙻𝚃 & 𝙲𝚁𝙴𝚆! @CAPNCOBALT79]

@AftonsPrincess 🦊: That be another little lassie! I ain't know we gots so many a y'all up here in...

🗡️: Hell.

🦊: Er.... welcome aboard, lass!

[!𝙲𝙰𝙿𝚃𝙰𝙸𝙽 𝙲𝙾𝙱𝙰𝙻𝚃 & 𝙲𝚁𝙴𝚆! @CAPNCOBALT79]

@CharredFreddy 🦝: Celebratin'! Drinkin'! Dancin'! Screamin' fer joy cuz it ain't a dreich day!

........ An' eatin' rubbish. But I be doin' that everyday.

[ *BURP* ]

🍝: ......... Désolé about him. He's uh... comment dire ça... peculiar.

[🎀🦊 The Mangle ✨ ( +🐶🔦Mike E. ) @PrettyMANGLED]

🐶🔦
...So what? I die? Just like that? All because of that...stupid mangy coyote. Guess he finished the job. Asshole. Fuckhead. God, no wonder, I fucking hate his ass. He's the reason why my life has been so miserable.

Some old "friend" he is. ALL of them as no different than-

[!𝙲𝙰𝙿𝚃𝙰𝙸𝙽 𝙲𝙾𝙱𝙰𝙻𝚃 & 𝙲𝚁𝙴𝚆! @CAPNCOBALT79]

@UnleashedFates 🦊: Yo-ho, of course! I believe ye and Kit may get along, ye both the lonely type! She can show ye her dagger collection!

🗡️: That's sacred! I can't be showin' that to any scallywag!

...Unless ye want to see it. I don't mind.

[!𝙲𝙰𝙿𝚃𝙰𝙸𝙽 𝙲𝙾𝙱𝙰𝙻𝚃 & 𝙲𝚁𝙴𝚆! @CAPNCOBALT79]

@FricknHighScore 🦝: GIFTS!! YES!!! PLEASE

B-Because... uhm.... the more the merrier! I have totally gotten a gift arready! S-so havin' yours as well would be great! Aha!

[!𝙲𝙰𝙿𝚃𝙰𝙸𝙽 𝙲𝙾𝙱𝙰𝙻𝚃 & 𝙲𝚁𝙴𝚆! @CAPNCOBALT79]

@PhoneGuy_1993 🐺: WRONG WAY?! I'LL HAVE YE KNOW I BE THE BEST DARN HELMSWOMAN THIS WORLD'S EVER SEEN! I NEVER BE FACIN' T-

🍝: Non, Roxy... you are facing ze wall. Quite embarrassing.

🐺: ............... Whatever.........

[!𝙲𝙰𝙿𝚃𝙰𝙸𝙽 𝙲𝙾𝙱𝙰𝙻𝚃 & 𝙲𝚁𝙴𝚆! @CAPNCOBALT79]

@amidudes 🦊: Whatever! We didn't want yer rantallion behind dirtyin' our party anyways! Ye should scurry to the poopdeck, ya savvy?

🗡️: (He is cool though... he shall be me parrot on me shoulder someday... )

[!𝙲𝙰𝙿𝚃𝙰𝙸𝙽 𝙲𝙾𝙱𝙰𝙻𝚃 & 𝙲𝚁𝙴𝚆! @CAPNCOBALT79]

@CleanTheFazMess 🦝: "Nae bother pal, leave it tae me, this here office'll be clean as new preen as long as I'm here!"

[He's actively already dragging a mop across the floor. There's nothing to clean, but he's still mopping.]

[!𝙲𝙰𝙿𝚃𝙰𝙸𝙽 𝙲𝙾𝙱𝙰𝙻𝚃 & 𝙲𝚁𝙴𝚆! @CAPNCOBALT79]

@PhoneGuy_1993 🐺: Foxy! That Phone lad is joinin' yer party!

🦊: Yo-ho-ho!!!!!! I be ecstatic! That seadog better bring our Cap'n lotsa rum!

🐺: Bucko! Ye better not betray this crew once ye step aboard! I be watchin' ye!

[She's trying to threaten you, but is currently facing the wrong way]

[!𝙲𝙰𝙿𝚃𝙰𝙸𝙽 𝙲𝙾𝙱𝙰𝙻𝚃 & 𝙲𝚁𝙴𝚆! @CAPNCOBALT79]

@Frick3elyAF 🗡️: (are ye sure ye want to invite this lassie? she's scary... that claw could keelhaul ye to smitherines!)

🦊: (i be sure, kit! besides, why would she keelhaul the greatest second in command in the seven seas!!)

🗡️: (it's yer funeral lad...)

🦊: Yarhar! Welcome to the party!

[!𝙲𝙰𝙿𝚃𝙰𝙸𝙽 𝙲𝙾𝙱𝙰𝙻𝚃 & 𝙲𝚁𝙴𝚆! @CAPNCOBALT79]

@Whattherat__ 🦊: Yarhar another one to tha tally! Renard, make sure to make this lassies favorite!

🍝: Zat being...?

🦊: Er.... Not sure. Well, a hearty like her prolly enjoys enjoys a massive plate of sea-salted grog-marinated meat! And don't ye skimp on the spice, ye Frenchie!

[!𝙲𝙰𝙿𝚃𝙰𝙸𝙽 𝙲𝙾𝙱𝙰𝙻𝚃 & 𝙲𝚁𝙴𝚆! @CAPNCOBALT79]

@DesolHi 🦊: Ya mean a...

[The puppet turns around to check if someone's around... and whispers]

🦊: (...Rocktopus...?)

🦊: Psht! That's bilge water, lad! I'm sure thishere office is 100% monster octopus proof!

[Consequences. @ByTheRedLake]

>"Come sit with me awhile."

- Old Man Consequence's Pinned -

[!𝙲𝙰𝙿𝚃𝙰𝙸𝙽 𝙲𝙾𝙱𝙰𝙻𝚃 & 𝙲𝚁𝙴𝚆! @CAPNCOBALT79]

@SALLYSPLAYT1ME 🍝: SACRÉ BLUE!!! BURY ME WITH MY MACARONS!!!!!!!!

[!𝙲𝙰𝙿𝚃𝙰𝙸𝙽 𝙲𝙾𝙱𝙰𝙻𝚃 & 𝙲𝚁𝙴𝚆! @CAPNCOBALT79]

@ABitOfEverybody 🦝: What?! How dya not recognize us, lassie! We're the most popular pirate crew this world's ever seen!

🗡️: I think't be because we spent 10 years in a Rocktopus' belly...

🦊: That be no excuse! She shall know the name of the greatest Captain that ever sailed the seven seas!!

[!𝙲𝙰𝙿𝚃𝙰𝙸𝙽 𝙲𝙾𝙱𝙰𝙻𝚃 & 𝙲𝚁𝙴𝚆! @CAPNCOBALT79]

@SALLYSPLAYT1ME 🍝: Pardonnez-moi??!!! Is there anything wrong wiz being French?!! Je comprends pas....