manic pixie bean girl

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[manic pixie bean girl @CapnCoolbeans]

@somethings_awry the calcium deposits were load-bearing

[manic pixie bean girl @CapnCoolbeans]

if someone calls you avoidant you should be allowed to bill their insurance

[Gilgamesh @MichiganSwordd]

“I got that dog in me”
The dog in question:

[manic pixie bean girl @CapnCoolbeans]

clicking “ignore warning” every time i open forza because my cpu is like 11 years old

[♱ @medievalamb]

robert eggers is about to save my bitchass life

[manic pixie bean girl @CapnCoolbeans]

carrots are so embarrassing to eat. just chomping away at 10:30pm making the loudest noise known to mankind

[Panko A. Cat’s Mom @fatfatpankocat]

Doing all types of weird shapes

[manic pixie bean girl @CapnCoolbeans]

said i liked forza but i wish i could steal and he said that’s just gta

anyways i’m downloading gta

[fenlon @1fenlon]

i tell people im not catholic anymore but there's still a part of me that believes that my suffering will somehow purify me

[Gilgamesh @MichiganSwordd]

The heat has done irreversible damage to my brain

[fenlon @1fenlon]

posting "dm for a surprise 😘💕" but the surprise is just that i dont read it or respond

[manic pixie bean girl @CapnCoolbeans]

how the fuck am i supposed to make friends as an adult? hang out w my 20 year old coworkers like some sort of pervert? no!!!!!!!

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Omg Girl You’re so Sexy You should get some Bloodwork Done

[manic pixie bean girl @CapnCoolbeans]

cómo se dice “chud”

[Big Kamehameha @IcebergTrill]

Brother it’s in Miami

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

If we are ever playing chess together and you take my horse you are dead to me. I like him

[Rusty @rusticwallace]

Texting my uncle “are you mad at me?”