Rusty

[Rusty @rusticwallace]

@tntvrync I think so

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

THIS FIRES ME UP , THIS MAKES ME FEEL FUCKING EXCITED !!!!

[akhivae @akhivae]

Damn they had dudes like this in 2007?

[Rusty @rusticwallace]

How about 72 of my friends and we play laser tag?

[Bobby Eaton Da Pussy @AidanThaGod]

72 virgins is such a lame ass heaven. Give me 72 WHORES

[andrew @intellegint]

He’s the funniest athlete of all-time

[Thing Bad @Merman_Melville]

Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day

[Rusty @rusticwallace]

@yveveelution No it’s not lol

[Rusty @rusticwallace]

My mom didn’t let me get a smart phone until i was 21

[Rusty @rusticwallace]

Inventing a treatment

[audrey @amatrxx]

When this covid shit is over ima go to the gym and get a gf

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

Scrolled past this too fast and thought pete hegseth got cornrows

[Caleb Pitts @calebpitts1997]

pardoned jan 6 guys have some sort of final destination curse where they go back to jail

[Rusty @rusticwallace]

Going by “Mr. 2 dollar bill” or “the ethical billionaire” from now on

[Rusty @rusticwallace]

Dying in my mind’s palace

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

This is a natural phenomenon called regulatory capture.

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

George Santos:

1. Posted a video the day before Trump's State of the Union saying he was going to be there

2. Bet on Kalshi that he would not attend

3. Did not attend

https://t.co/NWfMlf1Lg2

[Sam Ro 📈 @SamRo]

I love a financial literacy test that sees if you can pick the better lottery to play.

[JOE GLEASON @J0EGLEAS0N]

Caleb’s audition song…