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[nojokbuk @capncraksparrow]

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[nojokbuk @capncraksparrow]

Thanks @dominicfike for spending 4,862 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Superstar Sh*t. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/RDwx50wYls

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Be skeptical of any research that shows the health risks / benefits of a behavior that can also be correlated to wealth.

Is quinoa good for you? Or do rich people get better healthcare?

[omelett @mrcockzero]

my brothers in trans, don't undervalue yourselves. have you ever seen a girl's reaction to the miniature version of a normal sized thing? that's you king

[nojokbuk @capncraksparrow]

@GooseyMane No this is just initiation week in divergent

[Nora Girl @NoraGirl19]

"Do we have a date for this illegally recorded tape?" - thank you, Johnny Depp. #JusticeForJohnnyDepp

[that trans web3 guy @_alexgguerra_]

The worst part of using the mens restroom is pretending I have to shit so I can use the stall

[nojokbuk @capncraksparrow]

I would like to say I’m a better version of myself. I accomplished a lot last year but this year I’ll be even better 👊🏼

[𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐩 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧 🇳🇬 @chiiiidera]

The “end” button on FaceTime is in such an awkward place😂
I say bye, then spend a whole 2 minutes awkwardly trying to end the call lmao

[Roshay C. @roshaycherice]

I hate that I cry when I’m mad like girl grow up.

[nojokbuk @capncraksparrow]

Finally got my hysto scheduled 🙈 one step further in this awful transition ☠️

[nojokbuk @capncraksparrow]

@holy_schnitt Anyone in particular? 😏@majorlyalex

[Sam Collins @itsSamCollins]

the masculine urge to paint my nails

[SSJ4 goku 💫🐐 @Dro2H]

@MeBitchigotTime My high ass eating whatever come out the bag like

[Dani @dxnibelmontes]

“who got you smiling like that” me bitch i’m funny as fuck