Duke Kimball

I write words. Work in @strangehorizons, Star*Line, and @enigmaticmirror, among others. Codex member. Views expressed on my own, as nobody else would want them.

[Duke Kimball @capndukekimball]

Do you enjoy weird fictions and prose poems about psychedelic laundry spirits, ghosts in old VHS tapes, and three-legged babies?

Would you like to?

Buy my book!

Springtime Thrifty Cleaners and Laundry https://t.co/0bOp9oqpSw

[Duke Kimball @capndukekimball]

My daughter, "reading" her Children's Bible:

"When Moses was 10 years old, he began to Moses."

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

The Super Bowl America deserves

[Duke Kimball @capndukekimball]

Records? Check. Cassette, 8-track, and VHS tapes? Check. CD/DVD/Blu-Ray discs? Check. Super Nintendo? Check. Both CRT and LCD screens? Check. A lamp that looks like Paul Revere? You know it.

Basement dead media setup is coming together!

[Daniel J. Luke @daniel_luke]

The perfect costume doesn’t exi-

[Duke Kimball @capndukekimball]

@LansingMIFacts Breaking News: just came across the Frandolorean on FB Marketplace. The only catch? He's trying to trade for an actual Cybertruck.

...honestly that might be a pretty good trade for anyone unlucky enough to own an actual Cybertruck.

[Duke Kimball @capndukekimball]

@VernorsHerzog You filthy animal

[Duke Kimball @capndukekimball]

I bought this a few years back because I have developed an appreciation for Miller/Coors Light etc and it was unbelievably cheap.

This was, without exaggerating, the worst beer I ever had. I had half of one and have been using the rest as lawn and garden fertilizer.

[A bear @A_single_bear]

An email will never find me because I do not know what that is. I am a bear.

[Duke Kimball @capndukekimball]

@LizEHansen As a boy I wouldn't have been caught dead reading Laura Ingalls Wilder, I now am realizing that I was missing out. What a great reminder to appreciate the fleeting and eternal "now" that we are given. Thanks for sharing that!

[Duke Kimball @capndukekimball]

@ohcrapohno @LansingMIFacts Wait is this the way less-delicious version of American/Lafayette Coney Island? ...because sadly that is on-brand for Lansing.

[Duke Kimball @capndukekimball]

@LansingMIFacts @ohcrapohno I want to see/take part in those shenanigans. Not joking even a little.

[Duke Kimball @capndukekimball]

@BookSpotlight "Laundry has always been my least favorite chore, but Duke Kimball makes the random things you find in pockets while doing laundry unexpected, fun, and (oddly) full of yearning." -@tinaszhu

https://t.co/wLLXb0nUJE

[Duke Kimball @capndukekimball]

@BookSpotlight Hi there [real_person] come find me on [scam_website]!

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

“loving your wife isn’t a personality” okay tell that to my wife, who i love

[Duke Kimball @capndukekimball]

Watching an episode of X-Files with Michelle and "Unmarked Helicopters" starts playing.

Her: Hey! It's @Mike_Doughty_!

Me: Yeah!

Her: Have I ever been hotter to you than I am right now?

Me:

[Duke Kimball @capndukekimball]

@exitsenses Desecha by Yaara Valey

https://t.co/gfO2zpWdrE

[Dylan O'Sullivan @DylanoA4]

G. K. Chesterton, life is a novel

[A bear @A_single_bear]

I try not to get mad at the moon these days. I am a bear.

[Duke Kimball @capndukekimball]

@ThunderWolf08 ... honestly? No notes.