Hurricane Langton

@USCG Veteran. Creator of Things.

[Una 🇺🇦 @Una]

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How do you all use the internet like this all the time!?

[Hurricane Langton @CapnHurricane]

Using the power of @VolvoCES to raise the sun over the horizon.

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@RichardDawkins One year old, perfect time to begin teaching our daughter how to be a skeptic.

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Taste the Rainbow. I sports-love this dude. @Skittles @MoneyLynch

[Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks]

A message from @MoneyLynch. 🎙

#MerryNewYear
#WPMOYChallenge Wagner

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@Dameshek & @nflukhank thank you for your rendetion of Silent Night. Happy Christmas to you(and to us all), indeed.

[Donny Abbott @DonnyAbbott]

"One of the hardest things in the world is to be right and not hurt other people with it." ~ Dallas Willard

[danee 🦖 @itsdaneesaur]

Can everybody just Please look at this cat

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Hey @HarborFreight - Why do your shelves look this way so frequently? Perhaps it’s time to evaluate your inventory management tools? Deals are great, but only IF items are available.

[Michael Fabiano @Michael_Fabiano]

Worst no call of the entire season.

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Woot woot! Check out @TheBroadCastIRL & be stoked that the NFL is back! #madden19 #nfl #gimmeDaLootGimmeDaLoot

[Ricky Hollywood @EricaTamposi]

Any of you broads want the new #madden19 ??? I’ve got codezzz to give away 😜 all you gotta do is follow @TheBroadCastIRL, and RT/ Comment with #Madden19. Whos gonna winnnnn? 🏈🍷

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@gretchenrubin Dothraki

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

Love this breakdown every time. And the call is just as perfect as it was back then #getoffme https://t.co/5XU3IVMiQu

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@D_Cummins Thanks for inspiring me to create my all new ringtone: “Santa Claus Will Take You To Hell” from today’s absolutely #Glorious episode 82 of @timesuckpodcast - ‘The Westboro Baptist Lunatics.’ Seriously #AMAZEBALLS #hailNimrod #vivaLaSuck

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@AroundTheNFL what the crap happened to Andy Reid’s 8 O’clock delight? @DanHanzus explain yourself.

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#existentialcrisis #happyplace https://t.co/9IT44FayVJ

[Ad🇯🇲 @KRUZAA_]

This is the most frustrating gif I've ever seen in my life

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@AppleSupport RE: iOS - Play notification sounds through phone whilst music plays through Bluetooth. How can I make this so? #iPhone #iOS 11.2.2

[dave feldman @dbfeld]

The fact that literally no one refers to Big Ben and Antonio Brown as AirBnB is confusing to me

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@gretchenrubin Knowing!