J-Train

[J-Train @capnjrad]

"Hi. My name is Timothy. I'm a junior computer science major. One time I talked to a girl for longer than it takes me to solve a rubicks cube and I only peed a little"

[J-Train @capnjrad]

@Cameront005 @espn Bruh you're a bigot in Australia, trying to put down a Black man in America while idealizing a "politician" who is close to needing a wig. You're a reverse 18th century Englishman. Grow up and throw some shrimp on the barbie

[J-Train @capnjrad]

Don't trust a Mo, never trust a Mo

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Geekie has the opportunity to redeem the name Morgan for me

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@SheensBets @BR_OpenIce Try your best to actually use your brain for a minute if you can. For one, Dirty Domi has no reason to try to skate right up to Swayman but does anyway. Play the video slowed down, the hit comes as his skate is coming down and puts him off balance. Eat chlorophyll, Leaf sucker

[J-Train @capnjrad]

@s_doncaster14 More like Jeffrey Lubie CK

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@joshuarandalls1 @sowtfxo @mckinleyrichx Nah thats just Matt's burner account attempting to make 30 no's seem like she wanted him so bad cause he's such a perfect male specimen

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@TeebsMcGeebs @NFL_DovKleiman Just wait, he'll beat Micah too

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@JJCohort Instagram deleted me when I got a new phone. I have a Schrodinger's instagram now. It both exists and doesn't until I can eventually log in

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@NFTN1ck @BenDuBose

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@JCrossover Doesn't she know if she wins in the gulag, she can drop back in?

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@Dabear0000 @33MadCat33 @robbins_blake @BNONews Memba world War 2. I memba. Memba appeasement. I memba

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@waynecram @spin1355 @wbz @ChrisPetersonTG Fast enough

[Bobby @BobbySolez]

If the bengals win the super bowl I’ll give someone $100 who retweets this and likes. Must be following me to win 🤝❤️

[J-Train @capnjrad]

My roommate has never seen scrubs and says it's because he doesn't watch the trash I watch. Is he wrong

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@Bertuccis77 This is the only content keeping me on Twitter. You should start an OnlyParms

[Kenny Keil @kennykeil]

how does a Matrix movie work in 2021? I'm supposed to be scared of living in a fake reality, trapped forever in 1999? Shit frost my tips and log me in

[J-Train @capnjrad]

Loving my @tacobell experience tonight. If they forget to put the sour cream you ordered on your taco and pull back around through the drive thru to ask for some, you get to pay for that side of sour cream. Yay capitalism. Buy things and support the economy. You are a cog

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@mattsowden_15 I'm just picturing them running the last quarter lap like Ricky Bobby and Jean Girard #ShakeAndBake

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@mattsowden_15 Cam said losing the footballingly

[J-Train @capnjrad]

@mattsowden_15 Why they in the freshman dorm rooms with all the furniture pulled out?