lana

cannot spell also

[lana @capnovna]

sabrina: spermatid?
me : sperm ma tits

[tab @clevercorvid27]

U ever put your phone in your pocket and your pants just fall off

[miia @miiagarro]

been on my last straw for bout 300 straws now

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

Niggas. Was. In. Paris.

[laya 🧸🫧 @sabrinasluvr]

SADDAM 😭😭😭😭😭 HUSSEIN 😭😭😭😭😭 IN 😭😭😭😭😭 HEAVEN 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[penny @xXMeatGodXx]

are you wiping what im shitting?

[Cigarette Nostalgia @CigsMake]

So true

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

#lol

[jame @kloogans]

just found a pack of cigarettes hidden under my cat’s bed. i’m losing control of my son

[lia @updharmadrown]

what doesn’t kill you will haunt you during commute

[TransgenDeer⚢🇵🇸 @Transgen_Deer]

Was cleaning off a knife but accidentally gave my Scrub Daddy an eyebrow slit now they’re nonbinary and wont do my dishes anymore

[Steve ⛏️ @MeincraftSteve]

what

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

calling my asshole a canister

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

my dad got eaten by a really big ladybug on a trip to quebec

[🇵🇸🧚🏽 @notcishet]

yall lucky life humbles me every 3-5 business days bc there r kanye levels of self-idolatry deep within me

[Jihad al-Haqq • جهاد الحق @JihadalHaqq]

Knew a guy named Mohammad who went by "Maddie". I didn't know that was possible

[Princess🤭 @hlulanimanyike]

I did everything but die in May what a horrible month.