The Allison Pruett

It’s always better to live being an original than dying a copy.

[The Allison Pruett @CapnScarebear]

Posting this here because no one I currently work with is following me, but I have a chance to possibly work at one of the most prestigious restaurants in my city. This is everything I’ve been asking for and I hope to God I get this amazing opportunity.

[The Allison Pruett @CapnScarebear]

Drunk me a decade ago was busting glass bottles in the streets and being an absolute menace to myself.
Drunk me in my 30’s has been cleaning my whole apartment at 3 AM, listening to music and living.
Growth is beautiful.

[The Allison Pruett @CapnScarebear]

@cececarpenterr @eclatgloss I second what someone said above me, being mentally ill does not excuse you from being a shit person. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[The Allison Pruett @CapnScarebear]

@joeimel Okay, who let their Pappaw get drunk and go to Lowe’s? 😂

[Prophet of Pop🪽 @PrinceSt_Nick]

Why did my neighbor say "Good morning n-word" to me?!

I just said "Good morning" back.

😬🤣

[The Allison Pruett @CapnScarebear]

@PrinceSt_Nick God bless our neighborhood 😂

[The Allison Pruett @CapnScarebear]

Knowing what it’s like to make love and having to settle for meaningless sex is like chasing a high while taking a placebo, while expecting the same results.

[The Allison Pruett @CapnScarebear]

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[The Allison Pruett @CapnScarebear]

@PrinceSt_Nick My sweet boy 🖤

[The Allison Pruett @CapnScarebear]

It’s always a good night when you get to see your best friend’s abusive boyfriend get decked in the face at the bar. 🖤

[The Allison Pruett @CapnScarebear]

Things at the top of my list that annoy me about being a bisexual woman: people automatically assume I’m going to be with a man. It completely invalidates the fact I’m also attracted to women, so if you could stop, that would be great.

[The Allison Pruett @CapnScarebear]

Growing up in a super religious family, I’ll still never forget when my uncle heard me listening to Black Parade by MCR and thought that meant I was a Satanist. #NeverForget

[The Allison Pruett @CapnScarebear]

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[The Allison Pruett @CapnScarebear]

So what crystal do I need to get taken on a date to see the new Halloween movie and get absolutely railed afterward? Asking for a friend.

[The Allison Pruett @CapnScarebear]

Please YouTube, don't do this to this man. He's an amazing horror narrator and I love his content.

[Dane Petrali @Being_Scared]

Hello @TeamYouTube. My channel was demonetized today. This is definitely a mistake. I produce all of my own content, do not reuse content, and strictly abide by all of your policies. Respectfully, I am asking for you to review my channel again and fix this error.

[Dane Petrali @Being_Scared]

Hello @TeamYouTube. My channel was demonetized today. This is definitely a mistake. I produce all of my own content, do not reuse content, and strictly abide by all of your policies. Respectfully, I am asking for you to review my channel again and fix this error.

[The Allison Pruett @CapnScarebear]

@WalterW41195107 @___beaute___ @joeimel @nypost Bro, this might literally have nothing to do with a mask. I hope this poor woman is okay!

[The Allison Pruett @CapnScarebear]

Ever have period cramps so bad you put a bottle of rum out of your freezer on your stomach to maybe make it stop? Cause that's where we're at right now.

[The Allison Pruett @CapnScarebear]

@NickRigdon1 Lol yes!

[The Allison Pruett @CapnScarebear]

@NickRigdon1 Hey, for the record, I was only laughing, it takes a lot more than that to make me cry. 😘