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@robdotca Potato, highly nutritious, great way to start the day!

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@robdotca @matt_brannigan Have you tried turning them off and on again?

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@robdotca Anything for Rob!

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@sarahkarlene Do you know the podcast Decoder Ring? They had an episode just this week about the death of the slow dance!

[L. Louise Lucas @SenLouiseLucas]

Good morning. RT if you are proud that Virginia is a Pro-Choice state and that women will be able to access safe and legal abortions no matter what the Supreme Court says.

[Nick Iannelli @NickWTOP]

“No authority at all.” Delegate Patrick Hope of Arlington County responds to Governor Youngkin who said he may use state resources to try to force the county’s school system to comply with his order - which effectively removes school mask mandates. @WTOP @HopeforVirginia

[L. Louise Lucas @SenLouiseLucas]

Cry harder @GovernorVA! Your executive orders do not change LAWS we passed. Better learn how government works, we elect Governors not dictators.

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@robdotca To you all too!!!!!

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@sarahkarlene Have you tried the Hardee’s?

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@sarahkarlene What’s your brand? Very old, need new bed.

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@sarahkarlene If I remember right it was because they thought American audiences would be confused by the spelling - once the movies came out the audiobooks started pronouncing by the T, so the last three audiobooks I wanna say.

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@phoebe_bridgers Thank you so much for doing this!
“Predictably winds up thinking of Elvis
And wonders if he believed songs could come true.”

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@sarahkarlene Love ketchup on a cheesesteak

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@DoorDash Forget bagels - why did you send me a promo code that doesn’t work for any restaurant I try it for?!

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@NordicTrack I’m ready for customer service to finally let me know when our broken machine will be replaced. It broke almost 6 weeks ago and not a peep from customer service after I’ve called 3 times.

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

RT if you've had a dream where you realize you're not wearing a mask. Starting to see a trend.

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@sarahkarlene Recipe?

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Sen. Ron Johnson objected to my bill to provide $1,200 to working families and $500 for kids because he's "worried" about the deficit. Funny. He wasn't so worried about the deficit when he voted to give $1 trillion in tax breaks to the 1% and large corporations. What hypocrisy!

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@sarahkarlene I just drove down there to pick up my complete GBS set...

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@sarahkarlene I’m getting to where if it’s single digits, I’m not sure what’s the point. Barrel aged or bust!