Capt Stabbin

Evan Williams Honey connoisseur | Looking for a special someone | I own a boat

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Was getting too rowdy so I got put in beer jail.

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@Conner_Ryan_ i can’t see mine man

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@YungSamer UNCLE SAMER MY BOY

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Does anyone even still care about The Captain? I WAS THE CHUD WORKING AT JP MEGAN THAT GOT ABUSED!

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they call me the captain i’m stabbin the ladies. also @aman626576556 dox like always

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i’m doing fucking bag in there try and stop me. #youregettingputinaguillotine

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@CLEgringo gringoooo!!! missed you brother!

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this is the return of the captain. anybody a fan of hot plates? #lank. update me on the beev now thanks

Truly,
Capt Stab

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@gonzogal88 this is actually my friend @spikedanger10

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@mrgeorgefloyd we use a big ass clock for lines

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Post grad apartment I’ve been working with for about a month. Any interior designers on the beev?

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@AlbertCrockettV no screws

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The squad

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@elliotmellinger this is so awesome

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@elliotmellinger @spikedanger10 @thebagqueennyc anything for the elliot

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@thebagqueennyc i want you elaine please give me your number

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@thebagqueennyc leave her alone everyone

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@thebagqueennyc can i mash your chum?

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aftermath of this dickhead

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Upper decky piss pillow

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@JimmyDeLuca6 champs dirty spri the only right thing to get on a thursday

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@LeSquirt69 @stinson_blog idk why he’s cosplaying he does not have a job