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[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

local man and noted idiot keeps checking his phone in hopes that there will be a notification that he actually wants

[Nux @mherlihy0816]

Someone asked if I was ready for the fall and it took me a second to realize they meant autumn and not the total collapse of society.

[Arman Tsarukyan UFC @ArmanUfc]

You just got slept by a streamer 🥱

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Academic job market

[Tekzas 🇺🇸🏜️🇺🇳 @Texas_Libtard]

Every single European leader on the same night for no reason in particular I hope:

[Dingus Khan @VanDingus_]

“When do I get to meet her”

Mom, I fall in love with whores. You don’t get to meet any of them

[🐢 @noconozc0]

se vc tem 20 anos e tem a escolha de nao trabalhar para ganhar mesada dos pais, abrace essa oportunidade e estude bastante, aproveite o melhor da vida sem a necessidade de precisar ficar lutando por qualquer coisa. Seja playboy na prática mas não seja playboy espiritual.

[Hootcel @Hootcel]

Using social media too much gives you a negative worldview on humanity. You should instead go out and interact with people to confirm these beliefs through first hand experiences.

[Rafael Rodrigues Viegas @Rafael_RViegas]

Os manuais de direito constitucional e processual penal se tornam rapidamente peças de ficção nesse país.

[jo. @sereneObscurity]

pls be nice to me i am a cinephile in a third world country do you know what that does to a person

[Mads @europemaxxed]

get mad that he's 70 years old and doesn't 'know a guy'

[otakutron @otakutrons]

listening to people my age have insane experiences while i know im going home to rot in my room

[Charles Bukowski Legacy @Bukowskiquot]

"I drink to keep going another day." - Charles Bukowski

[julia @juumelo_]

drinking beer isn’t bad for me because my body is a machine that converts alcohol into love & kindness

[emilly ୨୧ | 📖 @itseuemilly]

peguei um livro de contos do machado de assis já no começo ele manda “a ausência diminui as paixões medíocres e aumenta as grandes, como o vento apaga as velas e atiça as fogueiras”. tá maluco

[stressed @onlystresstoday]

for the sake of your mental health, always take mixed signals as a no.

[Toni Kroos @ToniKroos]

Football won