PAREDES LOST HIS HEAD
ENZO “They’re from Angola” FERNANDEZ LET HIS NATION DOWN
ROMERO’S HAMMY IS GONE
EPSTEIN JR HAS NO CLUTCH GENE
20 MILLION RACIST ARGENTINES ARE GONNA CRY
GREATEST HATEWATCH EVER 😭♥️😭♥️😭♥️
when haaland scores & makes it 1-0 against england, looks across the pitch & sees jude drop to his knees in tears, so he runs over, pulls him into a hug and says "i don't want history if you're not standing beside me" before kissing him in front of the entire stadium. love wins.
when england wins and they have to face off against norway but haaland and jude start making out on the field forever changing the trajectory of the footballing world forever