Capon 🐏

“where the white women at?” - Pinocchio

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People in glass houses shouldn’t jack off or whatever the phrase is

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I’m watching a 40 year old Cape Verdean make line splitting passes against the current world champions

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

(Throwing up white foam) My foam !

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Mane needs to let go of his hair it’s been done for a while

[BRYN_BORANGA @BRYN_BORANGA]

wanna go halves on the mixed grill

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We’re about to see a level of hate from the Germans that hasn’t been seen since the forties

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@fanofnicewomen Only one reason

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Fair enough sano

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Wissa looks like somali calfreezy

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Henderson on tele off

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I wouldn’t run across the road if a car was about to hit me in this heat

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@fanofnicewomen It’s those bastard sketchers

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Genuinely if this is messi’s last tournament for Argentina I think they will get grouped at the next one

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“Established euro/South American nation vs underprivileged farmers tonight mate”

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Sometimes my watch will buzz and show me a bloke with a massive head

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Cole palmer and Phil foden

[lil sun @solespinosaaa]

cuando en el próximo mundial hagan un break para vapear

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My sons first game he’s watched was that and I’m so disappointed to tell him it won’t be like this again

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I’ve seen enough it’s coming home

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Dr Congo might have the best badge in international football

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Austria vs Jordan is the first game my son has woke me up for if this isn’t a corker I’m putting him up for adoption

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Fair fucks mbappe