Andy Capp

[Jim Ferguson @JimFergusonUK]

🚨 BRITAIN HAS FINALLY FOUND A WAY TO EXPLAIN NET ZERO...

MAKE IT A COMEDY.

The team at Artificial Idiots have produced one of the funniest political sketches I've seen in a long time.

The "solar-powered submarine" alone is worth watching.

Brilliant satire. Brilliant writing.

Enjoy. 🤣👇 @AiIdiots

[Andy Capp @capp84857]

@IRGC_Global Concrete barrier moves about 2ft when he runs into it 🤣🤣🤣

[Andy Capp @capp84857]

The concrete barrier moves about 2ft when he runs into it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[IRGC @IRGC_Global]

China 🇨🇳 leaks what truly happened at US bases in Jordan and the Gulf. It is grave and terrifying, and this is what forced Trump to halt the war. There is a massive media blackout to keep the American public from knowing the fate of the bases.🔥☄

[Andy Capp @capp84857]

@BowesChay Ireland never got independence we only got home rule. Read the 1948 Ireland act

[Andy Capp @capp84857]

@fiannafact 🤣 anyone in the departments are part of the "old school network" if they were getting in anywhere they would have been straight in.
The state doesn't award efficiency.

[Andy Capp @capp84857]

@fiannafact This is the reason why the electoral register and the live register don't match up. The falsification of the electoral register (300 to 500,000 difference) is to show majority consent

[Andy Capp @capp84857]

@fiannafact The electoral register gives them their mandate to rule (govern) that's why they are constantly trying to get people signed up. They held a competition at electric picnic last year and to enter you had to register on the electoral register.
This is the reason why cont

[John Hannam @JohnHann04]

Who doesn’t like nice bread, with a good cheese, a great sandwich or toasted. Well as from December this year, whether you want it or not it’s gonna have a new additive….Folic Acid. ALL white bread AND flour in the U.K. will have it added at source. It’s an attempt to reduce the cases of Spina Bifida in babies (300/400 cases per yr, most picked up prenatal). But surely just education or giving all pregnant women a supplement would achieve better results than hoping they eat white bread and forcing the entire population to take it. Oh and it can also cause a slight increase in prostate cancer in men. It makes zero sense, but it’s happening anyway.

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Your liver makes about 1,000mg of cholesterol every day.

You eat, on a generous day, about 300mg.

If you eat more, the liver makes less. If you eat less, the liver makes more. The body has a target. It defends the target. It does not negotiate.

The pharmaceutical industry has built a 40 billion dollar product category around interfering with that target.

The drug is a statin. The mechanism is straightforward. It blocks an enzyme called HMG-CoA reductase. This is the same enzyme that builds cholesterol. It is also the same enzyme that builds CoQ10, which every mitochondrion in your body requires to produce energy. The drug doesn't know the difference. The drug doesn't care.

You take the drug. The cholesterol goes down. So does the CoQ10. So does the testosterone, because testosterone is made from cholesterol. So does the vitamin D, because vitamin D is made from cholesterol. So does the bile, the brain function, the muscle integrity.

You get tired. You get foggy. Your legs ache. Your libido disappears. You go back to the doctor.

The doctor prescribes something for the fatigue.

The doctor prescribes something for the libido.

The doctor prescribes something for the muscle pain.

The doctor does not prescribe taking you off the original drug.

The original drug is working as designed.

That is the design.

[Andy Capp @capp84857]

Wa**ers

[ThisisDublin @Thisisdublin0]

ThisisDublin Best 👌 💯

[Ihtesham Ali @ihteshamali]

Two Bulgarian friends killed the entire streaming industry.

It's called Stremio + Torrentio. You get 4K content from Netflix, Disney+, Hulu, and HBO Max combined for free.

Here's how it works.

Stremio is the player. Clean interface. Works on Windows, macOS, Linux, Android, iOS, and TV. You install it once and it looks like any other streaming app.

Torrentio is the addon. You add it to Stremio in one click. It scrapes content from every major torrent provider on the internet simultaneously and delivers the best available stream directly to your player. 720p, 1080p, 4K. You pick the quality. It finds the link.

→ No account required
→ No subscription
→ Works on every device
→ 4K and HDR supported
→ Subtitles built in

Netflix cannot shut this down. There is no central server to seize. No company to pressure. No domain to kill. It runs on your device and pulls from the open internet.

The entire streaming industry is built on one assumption. That you will keep paying $70/month rather than spend 5 minutes on GitHub.

That assumption just died in Sofia, Bulgaria.

MIT License. 100% Opensource.

https://t.co/yEljDh5DQy

Get the addon here: https://t.co/XhpPDERP2i

[Andy Capp @capp84857]

Migration: The Machine Behind the Megaphone https://t.co/YRRGSEXYDu via @griptmedia

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Activist: "Your cows are putting carbon into the atmosphere."

Farmer: "Where did they get it?"

Activist: "What?"

Farmer: "The carbon. Where did the cow get it before it put it anywhere."

Activist: "From... eating?"

Farmer: "From eating grass. And where did the grass get it."

Activist: "The soil?"

Farmer: "The air. The grass pulled it out of the air last spring. The cow ate the grass. The cow breathed some of it back out. It went back into the air it came from."

Activist: "But it's still going into the atmosphere."

Farmer: "It's going back. There's a difference between a thing going somewhere and a thing going back. You've described a circle and you're frightened of it."

Activist: "Then just don't have the cow."

Farmer: "The grass still dies in autumn. It rots where it falls. The carbon goes back into the air either way, just without anyone getting fed in the middle."

Activist: "It's not that simple."

Farmer: "It's grass, cow, breath, grass. Or it's grass, rot, air, grass. Same circle, fewer dinners. If that's complicated for you I'd stay away from the water cycle. That one's got clouds in it."

[Andy Capp @capp84857]

@SilentlySirs .

[Andy Capp @capp84857]

@JimFergusonUK 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[Andy Capp @capp84857]

@williamhboney1 It was done to protect the shareholders

[Andy Capp @capp84857]

@williamhboney1 We have the highest prices because the Irish state vetoed reducing the price of green energy.
6 countries in total objected including Denmark and Latvia but Ireland held out until the KW price was tied to the last generating plant built. Ours is the gas powered one in Galway

[Irish Girl🌷 @ServeOnlyGod]

“YOU HAVE TO BE REPRIMANDED”.

The designated duties between, government, NGO’s, media and Irish “celebrity” is undeniable.

Each in their appointed roles, work together to make sure the majority of opinions, concerns and voices of the general public are unheard or shut down.

[WolfeAmos @OMMFoundation]

The division it’s created https://t.co/6lGaKUoGge

[Andy Capp @capp84857]

@james_renaghan Huge crowd you attracted 🫪