Overheard tonight in a Park Slope dive bar:
“Yeah, I love risotto. I’m a real zote-head. A zote-fiend.”
“Do you make a lot of risotto?”
“No, never, I don’t have the patience for that shit.”
I think every person who makes the "solar power doesn't work when it's not sunny!!!" argument is picturing, like, a solar-powered calculator from the 80s
The GOVERNMENT took the lead out of your paint. They think they know what's best for you. Give us back our lead paint. Teach the controversy. Eat the paint chips
Overheard in a Park Slope dive bar: two people looking at someone’s Instagram profile: “Oh, it looks like she’s mutual friends with a person I met at that orgy…”
Brooklyn is the greatest country on earth
There’s a single block in Bay Ridge that has a Gap outlet, Sephora, Bath & Body Works, Victoria’s Secret, Pandora, Children’s Place, Vitamin Shoppe, and Foot Locker, plus a standalone Panda Express and an Auntie Anne’s/Cinnabon. It’s an open-air 90s shopping mall.
"Blizzard warning" "Stay at home" What, am I supposed to be 'scared'? SCARED of the SNOW? Is Frosty the Snowman gonna beat me with a candy cane? Grow up.