Tsuka1 🍑🪙

gm mfers ☕️ just buy #BUTTCOIN 🍑🪙

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[Tsuka1 🍑🪙 @cappinaf]

Gotta say following the steps for $normiecoin is quite simple.

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[Tsuka1 🍑🪙 @cappinaf]

@thenihiin I’m actually a little curious as to the types of problems we’re having as men that our women would weaponize or be turned away by.

Been married for 7 years. I almost never cry but regularly confide in her and our marriage is 10/10. Maybe I’m lucky? Or is it the lack of crying?

[Tsuka1 🍑🪙 @cappinaf]

@CalebSol $BUTTCOIN 700k FasH397CeZLNYWkd3wWK9vrmjd1z93n3b59DssRXpump

[Tsuka1 🍑🪙 @cappinaf]

@iflyingsquid yes

[Tsuka1 🍑🪙 @cappinaf]

Almost sold some $Buttcoin to buy $KitKat today. Really happy I did nothing instead.

[Murad 💹🧲 @MustStopMurad]

Holders and True Believers will be rewarded massively.

[Murad 💹🧲 @MustStopMurad]

Holders and True Believers will be rewarded massively.

[Tsuka1 🍑🪙 @cappinaf]

Most of this is pretty true. Chasing dopamine only leads to ruin. 😔 It's a balance of research, conviction, and patience. There are cases where not marrying your bags becomes important, and that's where the research comes in. Be safe everyone! #BUTTCOIN @ButtcoinTNB

[MASTR @MastrXYZ]

The Rot of Crypto Twitter (Crypto X)

Let’s break it down in one brutal tweet:

Crypto Twitter was supposed to be the brain of the revolution by many.
Now it’s the casino floor of digital degeneracy.
Long gone cryptopunk times.

It's not about freedom and fun anymore.
Just greed, dopamine, and exit liquidity.

The system didn’t kill CT.
CT killed itself.

---

🔺 Chapter 1: The Casino Brain

No more investing. It’s gambling with better memes.

People celebrate 1,000% pumps like it’s normal,
even though most are fake, wash-traded, and end in rugs.

They think million-dollar volumes mean adoption,
but it’s the same money bouncing in empty pools while tons of real buyers disappeared months ago.

Retail doesn’t invest. It chases noise.
They want dopamine, not profit.

Long-term conviction? Dead.
Nobody holds, most ppl don't build.
Everyone refreshes Dexscreener boosted rugs like addicts waiting for a hit.

The irony?

Almost every millionaire in crypto made it the slow way: time, patience, conviction.

But CT made patience a punchline.
Now they call holding “copium” because they can’t go five minutes without checking charts and sell.

It’s not DeFi anymore. It’s a dopamine market.
And you are the product if you don't watch closely.

---

🔺 Chapter 2: The Drainers

They don’t hide. They farm you in the open.
Fake airdrops, free mints, “wallet upgrades.”

2024–25: over 24 billion stolen.
1.7 billion through wallet drainers alone. (Chainalysis 2025)

Every DM is a loaded gun.
Every click is consent to get robbed.

You think you’re early.
You’re not early. You’re bait.

---

🔺 Chapter 3: The Shill Economy

100k followers. Zero integrity.
$3,000 for a tweet. $10,000 for a thread.

Influencers don’t sell ideas anymore.
They sell access.
They rent trust by the hour.

Over 100 major accounts were caught running undisclosed promos.

And honestly, that’s fine: it’s business.
The real issue is that most of these promos were and are for rugs and scams.
And they still didn’t care.

They’ll pump your hope in the morning and dump your bag by lunch.
Then tweet “DYOR” and block you.

You don’t follow them for knowledge. You follow them into their exits.

---

🔺 Chapter 4: The Rebrands

Scammers never leave. They respawn.
New handle, new logo, same hands.

CT forgets faster than the blockchain records.
The same devs rug three projects, launch a fourth, and get called “builders.”

People don’t want truth.
They want a new story to believe in, as long as it promises a 10x.

Amnesia is the business model.

---

🔺 Chapter 5: The Bot Swarm

CT is no longer human.
It’s a swarm of AI threads, botted comments, and fake likes pretending to be engagement.

Big bunch of all “interaction” is fake.
Researchers found over 90,000 scam posts in a single year. (Arxiv 2025)

What you see trending isn’t real. It’s manufactured virality built by KOL farms and AI farms.
Some scammer grouos own 40+ Accounts with more than 30k followers.
Fake accounts push fake hype. Real ones get buried.

You’re not watching a community.

You’re watching scripted sentiment.
And it’s working.

---

🔺 Chapter 6: The Copy-Trading Cult

Nobody researches anymore. Nobody reads.
They just copy whatever wallet made money last week.

Those wallets?
Half of them are designed to bait followers into copying entries before getting dumped on.

Not “alpha.” It’s financial Darwinism in reverse.
You’re not copying success.
You’re copying someone’s exit.

---

🔺 Chapter 7: The Fake Flex

Crypto Twitter is a museum of lies.

Fake Lambos. Fake wallets. Fake screenshots.
KOLs rent cars, borrow wallets, and Photoshop balances.

Almost eery “made it” post is bait to sell a dream.
And every fake flex turns another user into an addict chasing an illusion.

They call it inspiration.
It’s manipulation.

---

🔺 Chapter 8: The Death of Long-Term Thinking

Nobody builds anymore. Nobody waits.
CT made “long term” sound like a weakness.

Utility builders get 12 likes. Longterm Meme coins struggle to hold the investors.
Scammy new Memecoins raise 12 million.
Everyone wants shortcuts in an industry that was built on patience.

Bitcoin took years. Ethereum took a decade.
CT can’t even wait a week.

You can’t compound when you’re compulsive.
You can’t build wealth when you trade every spike.

The ones who’ll win are the ones who unplug, zoom out, and stay the course.
Everyone else will keep chasing ghosts and calling it “alpha.”

---

🔺 Chapter 9: The Puppet Masters

#Binance sets the order books.
BlackRock owns the flows.
Saylor preaches the religion.
Politicians farm voters with memecoins.

And CT cheers while they’re all being played.

The dream of decentralisation ended the moment everyone relied on a single exchange or tweet.

---

🔺 Chapter 10: The Dilution

Liquidity isn’t growing. It’s evaporating.

Every new farm, every bot, every “community launch”
pulls from the same tiny pool of real money.

Fake volume creates fake confidence.
Retail thinks the market is alive when it’s just wash-trades looping in a puddle.

The illusion of depth is the perfect trap.
By the time you realise it’s empty, you’re already underwater.

---

🔺 Chapter 11: The Addiction

CT isn’t about money anymore. It’s about chemicals.

People wake up and check charts before brushing their teeth.
They post gains for validation. They post losses for sympathy.
Every like, every refresh, every ping is a dopamine trigger.

Stanford’s 2024 study showed traders in digital markets
share addiction patterns with gamblers and substance users.

Crypto didn’t just corrupt finance.
It hacked human reward systems.

They don’t trade assets anymore.
They trade emotion.

---

🔺 Final Chapter: The Reckoning

Fuck Crypto Twitter.
Fuck the drainers, the shills, the fake whales, the copy traders and the bot farms.
Fuck the fake Lambos, fake screenshots and fake conviction.

CT didn’t evolve. It overdosed.

Crypto was meant to free people.
Instead, it enslaved them to attention.

The revolution didn’t fail.
It was sold, tokenised, and influencer-approved.

But the real ones are still here.
Quiet. Building. Waiting.

When this casino finally burns, they’ll still be standing.
Because truth doesn’t need followers.

When the smoke clears, it’s the only thing left.

— by $MASTR

And if you think I hate CT or crypto, you couldn’t be more wrong.
What I’m doing here is my attempt to wake people up, to make this space just a little better.
That’s the core value of my project.
I want to fight for it, at least for the few who still see it the way I do.

[Tsuka1 🍑🪙 @cappinaf]

Yeah things are getting rather "tricky" in the market right now BUTT here is how you win.

Do nothing. $BUTTCOIN #BUTTCOIN @ButtcoinTNB

[Tsuka1 🍑🪙 @cappinaf]

@momentumBoat Holding firm 🫡

[Tsuka1 🍑🪙 @cappinaf]

Idk about trash lol but yeah this is kind of the idea.

#buttcoin $buttcoin @buttcointnb
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[Nobody @DocLevente]

As #Fartcoin goes parabolic, coins like this (#BUTTCOIN) will go also parabolic, just cause everyone who missed out will search after trash like this one

Position yourself wisely as everyone is fearful
#Crypto #Altcoins

[Tsuka1 🍑🪙 @cappinaf]

I’m not telling anyone to buy #buttcoin just explaining my reasoning and hoping the world agrees with me (so they buy and we get rich) 🍑 🪙 🌎

@ButtcoinTNB
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[Tsuka1 🍑🪙 @cappinaf]

#Buttcoin is roughly 800k mcap now and still has over 100 holders with more than $1000, hundreds with over $100 and few thousand over $10.

For each of us posting about $buttcoin, I wonder how many people are searching the cashtag? 🤔

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[Tsuka1 🍑🪙 @cappinaf]

$Buttcoin mcap may be less than 1m but still with an amazing 14,000 holder distribution and there is $200k of real $SOL sitting in the pool.

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[Tsuka1 🍑🪙 @cappinaf]

@iflyingsquid GM, as I squeeze daily 😉

[Tsuka1 🍑🪙 @cappinaf]

More #buttcoin has been added to my vault today. Proud to be an active hodler. Patience and conviction will pay off. $buttcoin @ButtcoinTNB

[Tsuka1 🍑🪙 @cappinaf]

Uptober? Lol more like Downfall 😂

[Tsuka1 🍑🪙 @cappinaf]

@maxcrypto I got PTSD and euphoria from this post all at the same time.

[Tsuka1 🍑🪙 @cappinaf]

@jxcbzs $BUTTCOIN with ~15k holders, badass 8 month consolidation, and the best community ever. @ButtcoinTNB

You’ve been shilled.

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[GOLD HAND FGL @goldhandfgl]

Remember when I gave yall guys the $troll monthly reversal candle & it went on a huge run? It's time for #buttcoin now 🤖🕹☕️

[Tsuka1 🍑🪙 @cappinaf]

@iflyingsquid Forever!