Steve Cap

[Steve Cap @cappysaurus]

@MessyJigs False

[Jason Gallagher @jga41agher]

What is it about ginger ale on a flight?

[Steve Cap @cappysaurus]

@MessyJigs Unfollow

[Steve Cap @cappysaurus]

@McDonalds why do fries at the bottom of the bag taste better?

[Steve Cap @cappysaurus]

Bout to poo at the onion

[Steve Cap @cappysaurus]

@dreadreon Throw it out

[Steve Cap @cappysaurus]

@MessyJigs Sad I can’t retweet this

[Steve Cap @cappysaurus]

@MessyJigs Noticed that

[Steve Cap @cappysaurus]

@Julian I had practically this same idea about wisdom come to me recently

[Steve Cap @cappysaurus]

Y’all ever have to press the water out of tofu?

[Steve Cap @cappysaurus]

finally watching tiger king. Not ashamed to say Joe exotic is talented AF

[Steve Cap @cappysaurus]

@MessyJigs https://t.co/2IgrU10KlP

[Steve Cap @cappysaurus]

@dreadreon @dominos U wrong

[Steve Cap @cappysaurus]

@dreadreon @dominos Trader Joe’s is better and cheaper

[TheBillRussell @RealBillRussell]

We were rookies together and friends for life. In life there are a limited number of true friends, today I lost one.
RIP Heiny.

[Steve Cap @cappysaurus]

@MessyJigs send her a mc d small fry in mail

[Steve Cap @cappysaurus]

Don’t know why I thought of this, but when I was a kid, I believed that when things got sucked up by vacuum they were gone FOREVER. Legit off the face of planet. I lost a sock once

[Jay King @ByJayKing]

MARCUS SMART WILL NOT LET YOU DEFLECT THE BALL FROM HIS TEAMMATE AFTER THE WHISTLE

[Steve Cap @cappysaurus]

@dreadreon That’s gross

[Steve Cap @cappysaurus]

@dreadreon Who is this dentist