Cappy VanSpank

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Adding the 13 inner engines

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Math is hard.

[The Hummingbird 🐦 @SaysHummingbird]

SO. FUNNY. 😂😂😂

Whoever made this is a LEGEND!!

#TrumpMeltdown

[Ericka @ErickaElizabth]

What would it take to get @DavidKHarbour to be the Officiant at my wedding in September?!

[The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster]

Merry Christmas from your friends a Blockbuster!*

*Except Phillip who believes the capitalistic obsession of Christmas contradicts the very principles on which the religion was founded.

[Ben @BenKnicks18]

@KingJames @StephenCurry30 LMAO HE CALLED TRUMP A BUM

[LeBron James @KingJames]

U bum @StephenCurry30 already said he ain't going! So therefore ain't no invite. Going to White House was a great honor until you showed up!

[Cappy VanSpank @CappyVanSpank]

@GameStop Battlefront 2 digital edition will be available on NYE, 6 weeks after the launch?

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

People in covfefe houses shouldn't throw covfefe. https://t.co/M7oK5Z6qwF

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[Trump Draws @TrumpDraws]

pickel

[Trump Draws @TrumpDraws]

abc

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Yes, watching Piers Morgan being told to fuck off on live TV is *exactly* as satisfying as I'd always imagined. https://t.co/4FII8sYmIt

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Because you had a premonition that one day the author would roar with laughter at seeing you called out for your bullshit on live TV? https://t.co/8rkKSqJTnG

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

.@piersmorgan Would you like a couple of hours to mock up some pictures of refugees carrying explosives to substantiate your position? https://t.co/sFj0kqIajd

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

The fact-free, amoral, bigotry-apologism of celebrity toady Piers Morgan is, of course, why it's so delicious to see him told to fuck off. https://t.co/4XNF4G0nlD

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

.@piersmorgan If only you'd read Harry Potter, you'd know the downside of sucking up to the biggest bully in school is getting burned alive.

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

To those fleeing persecution, terror & war, Canadians will welcome you, regardless of your faith. Diversity is our strength #WelcomeToCanada

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

#WelcomeToCanada

[WikiLeaks @wikileaks]

Trump Counselor Kellyanne Conway stated today that Trump will not release his tax returns. Send them to: https://t.co/cLRcuIiQXz so we can.