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CRE professional. Young, ambitious, ruthless. Into sports, cinema, philosophy and economics. Here for laughs, not financial advice. Opinions are my own.

[The Flying Silo 🚀 @TheFlyingSilo]

@CryptoMikli Hyperbolic nonsense. Life isn’t about inane optimization; it’s about living.

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@robbiehendricks Let’s go Robbie!

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@MultifamilyMad Late to the party here but mind if I steal this line? This made me LOL

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@HighyieldHarry Just make more money!

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@Arbys_Fan69 The nine slander has to stop. You might be the most pessimistic sports fan I know.

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@the_P_God @lst156 It’s actually unbelievable. It’s literally simple supply and demand and none of them realize it.

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@Arbys_Fan69 Slow your horse arby’s man. 9 is so dang young you can’t just write him off YET. Big juul on the other hand, i’m okay with that take. Though he has come through some times.

[Drew Garrison @DrewGarrison]

A golfer isn’t responsible for a broken window at a house on the course.

Don’t let anyone tell you differently.

[MJ @akaMattyJ]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but the Minnesota Timberwolves are the most likeable team in basketball. Legit superstar, play with an attitude, talk shit, don’t foul bait, actually care about defense, and have great people like Conley to root for.

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a reflection on your personal experience. many of my friends do have degrees and many who don’t. Most are great people. I don’t think that degrees have as much weight anymore even when I myself have one. That being said, doctors, lawyers, and most finance and accountants need one

[Kathryn Watson @kathrynw5]

A reminder of the bubble. I can count on one hand the adults in my social circles who don’t have a college degree.

[Jordan van der Hagen @TheJvandy]

On Loyalty and Cotton Candy.

Duluth, Minnesota

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@BruddaTakes @NBA Spot on Brutus!

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This isn’t a hot take.

[Frank “Grits” Greenborne @squirmy6908]

Sausage egg and cheese is better than bacon egg and cheese.

[GopherHole.com @GopherHole]

A tradition unlike any other.

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Wemby is an alien

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@the_P_God I find this hilarious bc if you know anything about any restaurant owner. They will not be taking this seriously whatsoever 😂

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@realEstateTrent There is a time and place for this conversation. If it is not a credible buyer I get it. If it’s someone like you then it’s blasphemy.

[trap dad @dude_gang]

white people be like this song was on the nhl 19 soundtrack

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@roydonk70 @spittinchiclets @BizNasty2point0 @mattmurley19 Is that guy tuggin it in that photo?

[Jack @jackunheard]

Zohran: Everything will be free

*4 months later*

Zohran: So, we ran out of money