a dozen pastries!😩

🏳️‍🌈

[tapchin does stuff @tapchinn]

sometimes I like to let the conversation die a little bit and see if they try to revive it, just to be sure I’m not the one carrying it

[a dozen pastries!😩 @capribottoms]

200 and 300 level me would be so damn proud, i wanted to die so bad.
i hated every bit of it but i still finished.🥹

[a dozen pastries!😩 @capribottoms]

mahn i really did finish this fuckass degree.🥹

[a dozen pastries!😩 @capribottoms]

mahn i really did finish this fuckass degree.🥹

[a dozen pastries!😩 @capribottoms]

tor🤣🤚🏾

[a dozen pastries!😩 @capribottoms]

i think I’m polygamous in the way that men are.

[a dozen pastries!😩 @capribottoms]

i want an open relationship but it’s only me that will be open.🥹

[chefOge @onechefoge]

Do men even realize that they can make a woman cum from moaning when they’re fucking?

Cause this one wey them Dey do like dead bodies Abi na afa mail things?

[Dr. Dunms👼🏾🤍 @dunmolaaa]

I love staring at my naked body, I could do it all day. #iloveme.

[‎ً @annkuinas]

stalking my acc and noticing how many times i forgot to reply to oomfs

[a dozen pastries!😩 @capribottoms]

@tifeoluwaaaa thank you baby.🥹

[a dozen pastries!😩 @capribottoms]

long day ahead but i shan’t die 😭🤚🏾

[a dozen pastries!😩 @capribottoms]

i’m in quite a lot of pain,sigh.🫠

[Doyenné 🩺 @missydisu]

Thank God for the existence of hypocrisy; without it, how would I be able to do what I've already criticised?

[oloko nla ⚨ ⭕️ @hushatlas]

my breasts are so beautiful bro.

[Oluwaseun💕 @seunnimi]

Once I notice say you don dey like me, I go
go just do something wey go make you hate me
I no wan make anybody like me abeg

[a dozen pastries!😩 @capribottoms]

@orxsco only fufu can go toe to toe w semo.
goodbye.🤚🏾

[a dozen pastries!😩 @capribottoms]

when i write about my trials and tribulations, i go write my experience on this one too 🤣🤣

[mstealyourhoes @rejoice_og77982]

and i don’t trust a nigga that owns a vibrator

[OLUCHI🫦 ( you have no funder) @Phatbabeluuu]

I don’t understand some men, why must your likeness for me mean I must like you back? I am so tired of some men feeling entitled to my affection

[Six Boy Dale @dale116th]

allat “goodmorning” then “how u sleep” then “wyd” please stop texting me!

[DESTINY @2deerut]

I don’t have no pussy for nobody

[Eniolacore💋💗 @pretty_eni26]

Use your common sense before texting me today. I’m not in a good mood.

[grass 2.0 @keepofffgrass]

men with 2 hours of free time a week be like I Want To Date You