the headache

#LLKIA💜

[zeidside @zeidside]

I loaned an irl friend $500 and it took him 2 years to pay me back and I've known him for 28 years

I would give an online friend $8 MAX

[Obsrvate @obsrvate]

Newly released body cam footage shows rapper Polo G ARGUING with the WHOLE police station and calling all of them BROKE after they arrested him for having over $280k cash in his house 😳👀

"I'll go band for band with all of yall"
"Y'all broke asf I'm getting arrested for money"

[Horrible Lizard @horriblelizard]

good day shopkeep i would like 22 cents of loose sauerkraut please

[ONIKATION @onikatimtation]

tighter than an aztec clay face mask is frying me😭😭

[Brother Legend @BigBroLGND]

Duh!! A Black man is not hanging himself in a Mississippi tree 🤦🏾‍♂️

[ً @wtffrio]

🫥

[astro in real time @astroinrealtime]

aquarius, don’t let people pressure you into things you don’t want.

[Rossie🦋✨ @Big_Rossie_]

I sent in my resignation this morning

I trust my man to take care of me🥺😌

[the headache @capriceeeeee_]

Starting love island… two lightskin people don’t belong together they look like siblings . “You look familiar” no shit lol

[Kᴇʟɪᴀʜ Cᴜʀʀᴇɴᴛʟʏ Rᴇsɪᴅɪɴɢ ɪɴ Kᴀɴᴛʜᴏɴʏ Tᴏᴡɴ @RealKDPFan4Eva]

If I had her body right NOW, you’d have to chase me down to keep me clothed 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Rage🌸✨️ @softangrygirl]

Me when I discover a perfect series that came out 15 years ago with 8 seasons.

[manitiyuko @manitiyuko]

Shaderoom comments never supported yung Miami like this…the internet so fake!

[the headache @capriceeeeee_]

Not somebody robbed my favorite bar in Charlotte 😭🥲

[bdpc47 @ken91358]

@allie__voss Last time I was in transferring in the Atlanta international terminal, two TSA agents were standing 30 feet apart, shouting conflicting instructions at the top of their lungs.

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

TSA agents will act like you’re the dumbest person alive for doing what the last TSA agent asked you to do

[kp🇹🇹 @kpwthegoodtake]

@FearedBuck Kids too disrespectful these days, also he said go get your brother 😂but let me stop defending Brodie

[eli @txk4312789]

@FearedBuck Dude really tryna fight kids, “i don’t argue with kids” but steady calling a kid out her name and going back n fourth. Lame ass dude

[Eloise ☆ @Minajmarajdome]

@FearedBuck I’ve never met a heterosexual male who cusses out little girls in public for views on twitch. He’s gay and he’s in the closet.

[smv @slimvnsn]

My son is 3. He has a best friend named Marcus from daycare. Marcus's dad and I nod at each other during pickup. That's our whole relationship.

Last Wednesday he texts me: "Marcus won't stop asking about Eli. Saturday work?"

I say sure.

He picks Eli up at 10. By 11 I'm on the couch. Not doing anything. Just. Sitting. I didn't know I missed sitting.

Noon I eat a full meal. Hot. At the table. No one grabbed anything off my plate.

2pm my wife asks what I want to do. I didn't have an answer. I forgot I got to have one.

Marcus's dad texts at 5: "They're good. Eating now."

Cool. Great. Perfect.

7:45 he calls. "Marcus is losing his mind about Eli leaving. Sleepover?"

I said yes so fast I scared myself.

Drove home. Stopped for gas I didn't need. Just stood outside in the parking lot for a minute.

Went inside. Told my wife.

She had already opened a bottle of wine.

We watched two full movies. Nobody woke us up at 6am. I laid in bed until 8:47 just because I could.

Marcus's dad drops Eli off Sunday. Eli walks in, looks at me once, and goes straight to his toys.

Didn't ask where I'd been. Didn't care.

Bro same.