alex

I'm well known for my reckless nature, so maybe I'll go and scream a little bit

[Mariella ! @pfaffphobic]

The offensive but well intentioned trans acceptance episode of your favorite 80s sitcom would be considered too woke today

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

i like that discussing film used tummy instead of stomach here. how whimsical.

[Pop Tingz @PopTingz]

Gwyneth Paltrow is the face of an advertising campaign for a new apartment complex in Herzeliya, Israel built on stolen Palestinian land.

Disgusting woman. Anything for a bit of extra cash I guess.

[c @cokebeyc]

im worried about everything but dgaf about anything

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

The girl in your freshman social studies class who raised her hand to ask why there’s no white history month is running half the major news outlets.

[ahmed @ahmedxjean]

favorite porn account with 0 followers stopped retweeting porn for a month now

[. @playboicurrryy]

how it feels getting caught working out in your room

[frank zeppo @NoahPasternak]

Her shirt sleeves grow an additional stripe every year

[Barney Schreiber, CPA @luxurytrash_]

Joan Cusack is the Toni Collette of Judy Greers

[Will Manidis @WillManidis]

we live in age of great moral panics about things that don’t matter and zero moral outrage over some of the most egregious societal sins we’ve ever seen

[Lee (Greater) @shortmagsmle]

Accidentally re-inventing “thinking” from first principles

[sarah hagi @KindaHagi]

it must feel so good to find the two photos and add the tear when celebrities break up

[kida @kidasnow]

as per usual

[Jake 🦩 @Jakeli_47]

waking up thirty mins early just to scroll on my phone for 20 of them

[vampire workday @imbobswaget]

society is unwell because we haven’t had a queen latifah led rom com in theatres in a minute

[K @knicksrevenge]

They already in her comments calling her gwynocide

[Insufferable Demon @_LokeyDokey_]

@PinKIYSensei @dr_sucia Me looking for original tweet

[st. vincent-st. marys grad @PuckFupett69]

I mean if we’re going to do this, why not just buy ads of Donald Trump on video saying he wants to rape kids or whatever? They wanna play the game, let’s play the game.

[ldshadowlady shady facts @parkbominatore]

made 3 mistakes within an hour of each other in work

[Hershii LiqCour @HershiiLiqcour]

Then die