Cress

Trying to acclimate to the new normal

[Cress @capricress]

Professor: How's your Monday going?
Me:

#JusticeForJohnnyDepp #AmberTurd

[Cress @capricress]

@HomeDepot I ordered 3 appliances yesterday & got a receipt. When I checked my order today, my order didn't go through!? After 2 hours of calling customer service & being hung up on 3 TIMES, you won't price match my order from yesterday & plan to charge me $700 more if I reorder!

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

This is unacceptable.

We now need to know more about @RobinhoodApp’s decision to block retail investors from purchasing stock while hedge funds are freely able to trade the stock as they see fit.

As a member of the Financial Services Cmte, I’d support a hearing if necessary.

[Cress @capricress]

This sense of relief cannot be measured. Congratulations to President Biden!!!🎉🎊🎉

[Cress @capricress]

A little over a week in 2021 and I'm over here like... #ThankYouNext

[Cress @capricress]

Why tf did I almost step on a pigeon... on the sidewalk...in the dark..... past midnight?! #GoToBed #2020

[Cress @capricress]

What's another way to say 'ass kissing'? Currently working on a Final Paper.... #FinalsWeek

[Cress @capricress]

Congratulations to @JoeBiden & @KamalaHarris!!!

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Congratulations to my friends, @JoeBiden and @KamalaHarris — our next President and Vice President of the United States.

[Cress @capricress]

Have you guys just randomly sniffed ur hands & it smells like cheese but you didn't touch cheese? #WTF

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

White House aides in the Oval Office today

[Cress @capricress]

How dare someone do this to Rick Moranis!!!! 😡 What is wrong with people?!

[Eyewitness News @ABC7NY]

Actor Rick Moranis identified as victim of random attack on the Upper West Side https://t.co/zImshoat30

[Cress @capricress]

So does this mean he will be injecting bleach or standing out in the sun? #TrumpHasCovid

[Cress @capricress]

In today's chapter of 2020.... #TrumpHasCovid https://t.co/gbOzuPpjKg

[Cress @capricress]

If anyone needs a palate cleanser, try the mute button. Apparently, everything is "fake news" anyways. #Debate2020

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Chris Wallace's debate performance tonight is a great reminder that kindergarten teachers are underpaid. #Debates2020

[Cress @capricress]

"No" means "No" guys. It's not that hard. #Debate2020

[Cress @capricress]

@JeffreeStar $damramG

[Cress @capricress]

@masterclass Can someone please send me the email to verify my account so I can still get the $1 offer for college students?