sophia

what do you do for fun in your life then?

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if you’re a man with sleep apnea, fuck you, i know what you’re about

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even my therapist isn’t texting me back #vibeon

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italy: the land of Australians!

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even the rabbi thinks she bad news.

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dna means ‘do not ask’

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this obama beer is kinda good, i’m not gonna lie

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it was so sad, i couldn’t be a sexy minion, i just had to be alone #stomachvirus

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i don’t wanna talk i’m just hear for the eggs

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it was caused by an infection in my mouth cuz one of my wisdom tooth grew in really spiky and stabbed my gum a lot okay, unlike most gingivostromatitis patients, i’m not a little child who doesn’t know how to brush their teeth. the pain only just started on the airplane geez!

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i’m just a beautiful girl with gingivostromatitis

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wait what? i’m so confused rn

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i just bought some expensive lipgloss and it better make a short king fall in love with me #vibes

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psa this was a live tweet of what a woman said to me while i was moping on a staircase on nye, soooo

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what are you doing, fairy?

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@lillykalila slay

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grandmas be like: let’s go to lamy they don’t card there

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is that person also at macklemore in albuquerque? oops it’s just ethel cain and 100gecs! 🤣😭

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toris favorite pinterest account just liked her tweet #goallife #dreamsdocometrue

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@toriazizova that’s not bullying that just based

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@toriazizova based