cornelius fiction

my other life is a hologram

[xXChrissyCatXx @crunkcore]

if you wore black skinny jeans in the 2010’s it meant that you liked music

[pseudo wook @souporsonic_]

sometimes you're at the club with a heavy heart and that's ok

[cornelius fiction @capslockaaron]

dawg im getting in that x-files writers room idgafbn

[Janus Films @janusfilms]

No.

[cornelius fiction @capslockaaron]

my phone isnt big enough to write on

[cornelius fiction @capslockaaron]

2023 has been making a lot of sense recently 🤔🤔

[cornelius fiction @capslockaaron]

in a perfect world eva victor would have a chip

[cornelius fiction @capslockaaron]

yall think this is the organized version ?

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

Thank you for your critique. You're not someone I respect, so I don't care what you think of me or want from me.

[a @a8065287968522]

if i was a horse you guys would never catch me

[cornelius fiction @capslockaaron]

"naked tots" bro..do u mean POTATOES??

[cornelius fiction @capslockaaron]

in the club asking strippers what are their goals for 2026

[cornelius fiction @capslockaaron]

moon bussin

[cornelius fiction @capslockaaron]

homie said yeah you can crash at my place but letting you know i'm up at 5am every morning smoking a blunt. perfect

[cornelius fiction @capslockaaron]

last night was a warner bros discovery netflix original exclusive to streaming

[cornelius fiction @capslockaaron]

there are just too many cuties

[cornelius fiction @capslockaaron]

socks when you smoke weather again 😔😔

[Pitbull @pitbull]

My life’s a movie, call me Martin Scorsese

[cornelius fiction @capslockaaron]

3am won't save you from yourself